THE ULTIMATE FOOD PACT (1927)

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PACT THEME SONG: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVcLIfSC4OE

 

 

l’Arbre d’Or Coat of Arms

Boon & Bane Coat of Arms

Minitz Coat of Arms

 

As written by The Right Honourable, Sir Emir

Boon

Sir Peter Stroheim

THE ULTIMATE FOOD PACT

Anno Domini, 1927

 

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To the Citizens of the United Kingdom of Aaun,

 

It is an honor that the three of us today come together to write a pact that has never been written before by anyone within Aevos, where the three of the best cooks of Aaun unite under one pact and one banner to make the taste buds of every citizen in the Kingdom live a better life amongst us.

 

Recent events have come to our attention where most citizens would not appreciate one of the most common, yet important arts known to humanity, cooking, and take it seriously, especially when the distinguishable Jams of Boon & Banes, the Sparkling Sandwiches of Peter, and the long-forgotten practice of Emir’s cooking were never appreciated thoughtfully.

We, Emir, Boon & Peter hereby declare a pact amongst one another to rise against the terror of awful cooks who keep citizen taste buds suffering under the peasantry foods, monk breads and taters that fill our chests and get eaten without any joy by the following ways:
 

• Boon will be able to serve his CHUTNEYS JAMS AND MARMALADES within the pact however he wants and will apply them to any addition served by the other two cooks.

• Sir Peter would be permitted to apply his SPARKLING SANDWICHES fused with the Jams and the magic applied to it.

• Sir Emir would be permitted to enchant and enhance the Jam Sandwiches with Alchemy and Magical Means to multiply the taste to the point it would be irresistible to the buyers and to make them look more appetite-appealing.

 

The Pact signatories also accept the following:

 

• The Sandwiches will be sold for 1 mina per piece, due to understanding the economic crisis happening within every nation.

• The ultimate sandwich would be named: SPARKLING MAGICALLY ENHANCED CHUTNEYS JAMS AND MARMALADES SANDWICHES.

• Provide first-time tasters with a small bagel sample in order to discover our greatness.

• Declare war on Billy’s Baked Taters & Cloud Monk’s Gingerbreads. 

• Buyers who buy more than 10 pieces of the Sandwiches get a free voucher for the Boon and Banes tent to try our upcoming foods by getting free pre-order samples.

• Daily health checkup approved by Emir to see if users who lack nutrients are prescribed Boon’s Jams be eaten every day for breakfast for a week.

          If people are caught avoiding such, they will be given Billy’s Baked Taters every day for a week in every nation-approved restaurant/food stall/tavern.

• A Contract must be agreed upon by the three signatories if businesses wish to order a bulk of the sandwiches. 

 

It excites all of us to start a new beginning to the end of the treacherous Billy and Monk foods and to start new beginnings to make healthy, delicious food a better place for everyone. We will have our debut during the Coronation of the King of Aaun. 

 

Contact us for a free checkup for allergies or special nutrient requirements in order to be healthy in the best way possible. Make sure to stay updated on our offers as sometimes these offers are impossible to refuse! ;)

 

 

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“ITS FINGER LICKIN’ GOOD”

His Excellency, Sir Emir of the House d’Arbre, 

The Treasurer of Aaun, 

Count of l’Arbre d’Or

 

Sir Peter Stroheim, The Flame of Waldenia

Patriarch of House Stroheim

Knight of Minitz, of the order of St. Tylos

 

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DEBUT WILL BE HELD ON 10th of June 3PM EST | 8 PM GMT

DURING THE INVESTITURE OF THE LORD OF ALBA.

 

 

[HugoAntero 1962]

"Only the best!" Peter said, looking proudly at the Food Pact.

[Olox_ 4318]

Aleksander Jazloviecki sighed heavily as the pact was announced "God damn it, I have just finished hanging the old posters..." The Lord said with resignation

[Traveller 2718]

Bane blinked, rubbing his eyes with balled up fists, before tapping on where his brother's name was noted. "Seems the chutney operation is going particularly well." He chuckled beneath the bush that lay on his upper lip, giving a big thumbs up to nobody in particular, alone in the room.