Ersatz Sanctity

[clonky 1976]

Penned by Sister Gisele of Merryweather on account of the counterfeit nuns

 

It is with great melancholy in which we cast our response upon the savagery of nuns the other orders possess, to be wickedly enveloped in sin so they must do harm to the subjects of God’s piety. Albeit these nuns roam free under the guise of charity and with God’s act of beneficence. 

 

THEREFORE, the Order of St. Jude and the Judite nuns hereby declare their disentanglement with those nuns of deceit. 

 

WE STATE that any persons that obtain and constitute to the vows of nunhood, should hereby follow said vows. If they shall not find this agreeable, then they shall perish to God’s mercy, and are hereby disallowed from garbing in nun’s attire. 

 

WHEREOVER, we do not condone the action of poisoning, falsity, or inauthenticity of said nuns. The Judite Sisterhood thereover condemns these women of cloth for disguising and perishing the trust of loyal and pious subjects of God. 

 

THENCE it is that the citizenry of humanity be weary and remain cautious when approaching the Petran region, and the Judite Sisters hope for repentance amongst the barbaric actions these faux-nuns have acclaimed. 

 

WE ALSO HEREBY DECLARE that not all nuns are of the deceitful sort, and some have devoted their life to piety and poverty to worship God in solemnity. Be aware that you mustn’t conduct executions in God’s Holy House, as He shall be the one to condemn you in the Afterlife for this is sacrilege. Thereover, it is in proposition to warrant a search for these faux-nuns, and let God's sword be the decider of their fate. 

 

TO CONCLUDE, if you are of the needy kind and have been ravaged by poverty, the Abbey of St. Jude has plentiful resources. Those who seek refuge in lieu of recent events may have a stay at the abbey if they so choose. Bread and wine are also charitable offers that the Judite Sisters proffer to the Children of God.

 

Sister Gisele of Merryweather, Judite nun of Aaun
Mother Anna of Alstion, Abbess of St. Jude

[hauntel 26]

Sister Ethel dwelt on the memory of her suspected encounter with those very nuns of treacherous mien. She gazed out from the narrow leaded panes of the abbey's stone walls, wherein she had sought vigilant refuge for a span of several days. Within her grasp rested a slayersteel dagger; a Petran knight's offering to ensure her safeguard. Muttering softly, Ethel vowed: "None shall tread upon these sacred abbey gardens.."

[flexMate 346]

"WE KNOW YOU'RE WITH THEM! ALL NUNS ARE EVIL!" The town's fool declared while playing in a puddle of mud.

[Publius 4098]

Wiping his hand over his shaved head, the monk Sakuraba looked over the perch at the Monastery of St. Clement. He squinted, nearly brought to tears with frustration over the squabbles the church faced as the skin-walkers were prodded towards justice.

 

"GOD help us."