BIG MAN MASS

[MisterBlitzkrieg 1357]

[!] the following missive has been pinned to every notice board in the league of veletz

 

BIG MANS MASS NO CAP

Wagwan mandem! Blud comin wif anoffa PEAK missive for dah mandem of Canonism on BIG MAN ye ye. Blud lookin around blud's ends n' not a single bruv cruisin around blud on a BIG MANLY cruise for real for real. Ain' a single G in dah crib of BIG MAN spittin or learnin. T'is shiet got blud proppah vexed no cap. BARE BOOKEY. Dah mandem gotta step up dah HOLY actin but dah mandem still bettah t'en dah Petrans n' lurinites for real. Now blud is a proppah priest man n' can spit to dah mandem 'bout BIG MAN n' dah scroll tings reh teh teh teh. Blud spittin to dah mandem, straight fire no cap. Link up in dah Veletz BIG MAN crib for dah spittin of mans life. Dah mass will go like this: 

 

1. Blud gunna pull up wif spittin a prayer to BIG MAN to start dah ting ye ye

2. Blud spittin PEAK shiet 'bout dah BIG MAN n' dah mandem of canonism 

3. Spit battle. Dah bruv spittin dah PEAKEST tunes gettin a peng ting no cap

4. If dah mandem wants, mans can pull up n' spit a vow to dah BIG MAN infront of dah mandem or confess mans wasteman actin n' aftah mans gunna get dah PEAK advice to turn mans from a wasteman into a PEAK G.

5. Endin wif a prayer n' handin ou' bread to dah G's of canonism mandem 

 

Blud bettah see dah mandem pullin up or else Blud gunna find mans n' chef mans up for real. 

 

Spoiler

Gonna be held at 3pm EST this saturday (2023-09-02)

 

[Orphvius 482]

“..what?”

[HIGH_FIRE 5490]

Spoiler

I have not cringe so hard in a long time...

 

[ggooose1 187]

can we get this guy banned for discrimination ?