Flynn 31 Share Posted October 14, 2011 *A letter is posted on the Kal'Urguan message board. You read.* Attention! Thee recent attacks by thee rougey Orcs on King's Road be startin' to pick up! They have been at random guards and citizens alike! They seem to be specifically targettin Dwarves! Those Bastads! We urge all ove ye to take extreme care when travelin in tis area! And thee Holmes person thingy- Step it up! Thee attacks be happenin' infront ove ye HQ!!!! In gud news, however, we have identified one ove thee bandits. He is very dangerous and is to be killed on sight! Name- Vulgrak Race- Orc Job- Former Braveaxe family guard, now a bandit scum! Age- ??? Location-?? Please kill 'im if ye see 'im! He may have some friends so be warned! This message be updated wit more information as soon as we get hold ove it! Me be in thee process ove talkin to thee Lord Marshall about a conclusion to tis threat, but that be nothin ove ye buisness. - Head Guard Flynn 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ever 2648 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Hmm... I thinksh that dem orciesh are da same orciesh that robbed me, lookin for shum ale... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broski 54 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Rumors 'ave said that 'e would be joining the undead.. He is more dangerous then ye think.. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Ackbarf 67 Share Posted October 14, 2011 This is how it went down. We arrested Vuldrik at a shop on kings road. His son walks by. His son then calls for help. Few minutes later about 6 Orcs show up. Orik says I will duel Vuldrik and if I win we get to arrest him, and if Vuldrik wins he gets his freedom. Orik told Vuldrik not to kill him in the duel, it was a duel to get down to 1 health and then say stop. They then battled eachother punching back and fourth. Vuldrik then killed Orik and then urinated on his skull.(that's what they shouted out). I could tell the heat was rising between the Dwarfs and Orcs so I ran back to the Kingdom for safety. Birds kept flying over my heads with notes attached to them telling me to help them. I couldn't we were clearly outnumbered. Then I went to kings road to investigate. Dwarves dead body's were laying on the ground. PS his name Vulgrak is spelled wrong. I'm being too lazy to fix it :) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zezimus 1523 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Vulgrak, yer say? His name is inscribed on one of the signs at the ruins of Wrath's Clutch... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiebe 2493 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Guards protect our homeland. King's road is oren's problem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Ackbarf 67 Share Posted October 14, 2011 He was wanted by the dwarves because he attacked Orik earlier. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flynn 31 Author Share Posted October 14, 2011 Guards protect our homeland. King's road is oren's problem. Aye sir, understood. Thee only reason why me ordered t'is patrol is because they are attacking not only Dwarves, but 'er trade routes as well. To all orcs- Me be seriously considerin' takin' thee fight to ye. How ye like it if thee guard force be taxin' thee road to Krugmar and just random attakin' Orcs wheneva we see 'em. Me will NOT back down unless ordered to by me superiors. Ye want a pissin' match eh? Ye betta bring a umbrella.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob_Stonefoot 5 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Aye,damn orcs, cowards they all be.....should be banned from the city if ye ask me, stinking thee place up as well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zezimus 1523 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Just so yer know, we 'ave arrested a man name Kane who claims to be friends with Vulgrak. We're in the process of questioning him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flynn 31 Author Share Posted October 15, 2011 Just so yer know, we 'ave arrested a man name Kane who claims to be friends with Vulgrak. We're in the process of questioning him. Gud. Me hope he fries! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scout3399 0 Share Posted October 15, 2011 I have to say. I have nothin' against tha' Orcs. I have Orcish friends, but they have gone too far in tha' past few days. (In that fight, I had no idea who was countin down and then he rushed me. I tried to yell stop but he just kept hittin me)If this continues... the Orcs will be sorry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zezimus 1523 Share Posted October 15, 2011 I'd just like to let yer know that the Orcs 'ave caputured a town which belongs to a friend of mine. We 'ave already taken some Blackaxe members there but we made need Dwarven military support to take it properly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin 697 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Vulgrak more bubhosh den latz. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin 697 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Kan is a traitor to orcs we klomp heem today Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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