Zonty 457 Share Posted September 24, 2023 The Supremacy It is from the time of yore, when realms were but nebulous, that the God bequeathed food unto the men. The gifts were many, and the kinds were various. Unto the denizens of the torrid Deserts He bestowed the cactus. Unto the dwellers of the verdant Jungles He spilled the fragrant fruit. Unto the residents of barren Mountains He conferred the stout vegetables. The time lapsed by, and the the food was being eaten- the lush fields were razed at the behest of lunatic farmers, craving to yield their crops and appease their Liege, the replete branches were hewed by the axemen.. It is in clutches of torture and suffering that the food long tarried, covetting the eventual release- the improbable freedom and serenity that they could find… Through centuries their murmurs turned to moans. By and by, and moans grew louder. The cries of help that they have always wailed bolstered, and the amalgamation of their will stirred the laws and rules that were codified by God at the beginning of time.. It was thereupon, that an emissary of their wrath and anguish had been borne- As an eldritch minglement of shrieks, the most imposing vegetable came to be; a potato, whose purpose was to find the asylum for its brothers and sisters… Thus began its crusade. A clash against many. -----------------------------+++----------------------------- -----------------------------+++----------------------------- -----------------------------+++----------------------------- -----------------------------+++----------------------------- -----------------------------+++----------------------------- -----------------------------+++----------------------------- -----------------------------+++----------------------------- -----------------------------+++----------------------------- -----------------------------+++----------------------------- Spoiler This is (proabbly) a meme 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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