!! THE LEMON-WAR !! Declaration of Legally Distinguishable War

[Fleeperpriest 1484]

HEED! HEED! 

 

By this writ, know that a LEGALLY DISTINGUISHBLE STATE OF WAR now exists between the Most Holy Sanctuary of Lemonhill the sour Marchlands of Stassion, under the following stipulations, and beholden to the following casus-belli so as to be in accordance with the principles of just and holy war;

 

Within the understanding of the potential violations of oaths sworn in the presence of sacred artifacts of Saint Alexander of Furnestock between King-John-Steward-Aaun and Lord-Leonus-Sour-Stassion that neither one nor other shall pursue in vengeance retribution for the death of King Edmund, nor the Expulsion (1953), it is apparent to one Bishop (Emertius) Callahan Limon-in-Golus that it is increasingly untenable for the Righteous of Lemonhill to wage war under the clauses put forth by the Kingdom of Aaun in their conflict against Stassion. 

 

God's Law is clear, whom-so-ever should break an oath, shall break their neck. While it has not yet been determined, following the oath sworn in 1953, whether it is Richard-Stassion or John-Aaun that has violated their oath to seek no revenge, we fear that the consequences of waging war with the explicit intention of avenging King Edmund poses a great risk to the lives to those who fight for Lemonhill in their legally distinct conflict in the eyes of God.

 

FOR HORRIFIC VIOLATIONS OF ARCHITECTURAL STANDARDS RESULTING IN GRAVE OFFENSE UNTO THE EYES AND SCARIFICATION OF GOD'S BRAVEOS,

 

Let war come unto the Marchlands of Stassion to the ends of architectural rectification, satisfaction of dishonor unto the eyes, and the repair of God's Green Braevos through the restoration of the marshes and raising of tower and steeple pleasing to God, or otherwise through the sanctification of a new wagon parkinglot for the Monastery of the Sacred Heart upon Lemon Hill, in the name of Our Lady Lorina.

 

FOR VIOLATIONS OF THE SACRED PEACE OF THE ENTITLED CHURCH-TERRITORY OF LEMONHILL BY WAY OF WANTON AGGRESSION, 

 

Let WAR come unto the Marchlands of Stassion to the ends of a satisfaction for the violations of the sacred peace of the Lemonite, which shall be so satisfied in the wake of the fully willing consumption of no less than FOUR DOZEN (40, FOURTY) LEMONHILL FRUITS, that their string may humble the Lord Stassion who has permitted this to be.

 

 

Let the charge of conducting this war fall upon chiefly Holy Sir Morgan St. Caius of Angren Helvetz Innumerable, Senescallus Citrus, conducted and sworn hitherto to this service by the Lemon Priest Callahan (Bishop Limon-in-Golus), pursuant to the terms of satisfaction detailed hereby. 

 

May it please God to see that we fear His righteous judgement, and respect so dearly His law, that we may burden ourselves in this way for the mere fear of offense. May peace come quickly in resolution to this conflict that has come to be. May God break the neck of whom-so-ever has broken the oaths sworn upon His sacred things. 

 

Saint Robert intercede for us, and 'Lo, as he had said it; "Death to Freebuild." As this Saint has said it, guarded safely now in heaven, may we also join him in his footsteps and force all floating-abominations down again to Earth where they belong and cleanse this land of all scar and blemish. 

 

 

Callahan Bishop Emertius Formerly Citrus, on behalf of Lemon Hill and the Sanctuary thereupon.

 

 

[marikandaperc 1818]

Helena of Formindon raised her spear once more for a most rightous cause.

[Fishy 2709]

Ser Morgan of Angren begins the arduous work of tearing down Stassion brick by brick, but only after a day of rest as the assault saw him wounded.

"LEMON HILL."

Soon the floaters shall fall to earth.

 

Edited January 13, 2024 by Fishy
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[Ramon 5186]

1 hour ago, Fleeperpriest said:

Within the understanding of the potential violations of oaths sworn in the presence of sacred artifacts of Saint Alexander of Furnestock between King-John-Steward-Aaun and Lord-Leonus-Sour-Stassion that neither one nor other shall pursue in vengeance retribution for the death of King Edmund, nor the Expulsion (1953), it is apparent to one Bishop (Emertius) Callahan Limon-in-Golus that it is increasingly untenable for the Righteous of Lemonhill to wage war under the clauses put forth by the Kingdom of Aaun in their conflict against Stassion. 

"..And to think I had the explicit blessing of His Holiness, the Lord's Vicar, to sally out against Stassion when I confided in him,"

Mused the Deacon-King of Aaun, John, as he read of the Bishop-Emeritus' declaration following the siege.

"Stassion broke the holy vow time and time again. The Mother Church is in dire need of better communication, truly."
 

[Jaslaw 602]

"Dudes a bit late I think- Who is even declarin war on a bunch of rubble anyways...? Eh, its intent that mathers right?

[Azukazi Khuzai 140]

Chevalier Pierre La Pappinon de Citron raises blade and sacred shield "Ze LIMEYS of STASSION will know no quarter! Ze limon crusade has yet to end! Honhonhon!"