Hand-Pun Act of 774 S.R

[Shiredom 1557]

Port-County of Dúnkeld 

 

 

On the 3rd of The Grand Harvest, 774 S.R

 

To explicitly prohibit the making of puns or jokes regarding hands, or the absence of them within the Port-County of Dúnkeld.

 

• Lin, MP 🜹 Yes

• Wisteria Adeline Pinemaw, MP 🜹 Yes

• Moss Mawce Kervallen, MP 🜹 Yes

 

Signed by,

Sovereign of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

Unlanded Countess of Old Pinemaw, The Silver Quill, 

Laird in the Kingswood, Defender of the Rozanian Realm, Ellie Ambrose Kagura-Maelstorm-Aurelius-Pinemaw

 

Inspector of the Port-County of Dúnkeld,

The Favorite Sorvian of Lurin, Bestfriend of Ellie Pinemaw,

Most Spoiled Construct in Aevos, Kleptomaniac, Holder of Deranged Ideas,

First Ever Sorvian Mage, Claimer of Free Land,

Best Lawyer in the Business, Moss Mawce Kervallen

 

[Zanael Moonstrider 305]

King Patches of Babblebrook looks in disbelief.

"No more Hand puns?! But Puns are great!"

He gave a sad sigh.

"I feel so disarmed..."

[BluePearl13 69]

Wisteria gave her approval without hesitation. Definitely not because she had recently lost her hand and had lost her patience with the excessive puns made at her expense.