A Rebuttal to the Illiterate Fools

[SirB0ng0 538]

A Rebuttal to the Illiterate Fools
Maintained by Clan Runehammer

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Dear Idiots,
    In response to the ASTOUNDING number of folk who have sent me a letter regarding the missive that I have posted across Aevos looking to take on folk who wish to learn the art of metal smithing. Sadly it seems that many are uneducated fools who can not, or choose not to read. 

To the fools who are trying to STEAL the art of golems, FOR SHAME. There is a reason that the craft is so hard to find, and very few learn it. To even think of giving it to those who are looking for a handout makes me sick! Golem Crafting is a sacred art to the Dwed, and for anyone to see a missive of learning a craft and have no issue trying to press that into stealing the art is a DISGRACE. Shame upon you, your ancestors, and your descendants, and I pity those who try to teach you anything. You are offered a drink, and DEMAND the whole keg.

    In summary, I WASN’T, AM NOT, and NEVER WILL BE openly offering the secret of Golems to the likes of you who hold no morals. If you have sent me a letter regarding Golems, consider yourself blacklisted from the school for now and forever, and Your name shall be inscribed and forever remembered, so the shame you bring upon yourself and your kin will never be forgotten.

 

 
Dear Artisans,
It brings me great joy to see the vast amount of people who wish to learn the art of SMITHING, and are willing to go through the entire process. You are all still welcome to come forth, and learn the art of SMITHING, and in partnership with an alchemic school run by Knox Sturmstrike, may also learn the art of alchemy. I am deeply sorry for the GLUTTONOUS WRETCHES who wasted my time, and thus made my responses to those interested slower. Know this: those who genuinely wish to learn will do so. But be WARNED, if you seek to gain my favor only to leverage it for your own ends, your name will also be added to the list, forever to be remembered in SHAME.

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Spoiler

https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/239343-the-oldfire-forge/

 

Signed,
Grimmnir Runehammer, Grand Rune Forger of Clan Runehammer
 

Knox Sturmstrike, Head Librarian, Head Teacher of the Alchemist’s Guild

[Liam5232 450]

Knox would shake his head "Where did they even get that he was teaching of Golems? Guess they were blinded by their own foolishness"

[AuJy 273]

Godwin Maiheiuh stares at the stark differences between the two additional letters...

 

"Oh dear..." He thinks, "Hopefully this is exactly how they teach..."

[HobbitForHire 215]

Malii'evarir reads over the second missive regarding the smithing guild while on her travels. "Man has got a way with words. Remind me not to ask about golems" she thinks to herself, knowing full well she was going to ask about golems to annoy the dwed smith.