Khenarlum's Personal Book of Grudges

[Laeonathan 5898]

 

 

 

[OOC NOTE: If you were to meet Khenarlum Doomforged, the chances are high you will be shown this tome; his book of grudges. You do not know of this unless you’ve been shown this book. If you’re playing a Doomforged, you are free to metagame it.]

Khenarlum’s Book
Personal Grudges of the Greatest Dwarf

ᛁ ᚠᚢᚲᚴᛁᚾᚷ ᚺᚨᛏᛖ ᛟᚱᛖᚾ ⸻ ⛏ ⸻ ᛁ ᚺᚨᛏᛖ ᛋᛈᛁᛞᛖᚱᛋ ᚢᚷᚺ

(First Recorded Year 1678)

 

☽⸻⸻  ᚢᛏᚨᚴ ᚹᚨᛋ ᛗᚤ ᚠᚨᚡᛟᚱᛁᛏᛖ ᚴᛁᚾᚷ ⸻⸻☾ 

Foreword

Harken, oh reader. Here in this tome, I, Khenarlum of Clan Doomforged note all the wrongs done upon me since my seventh birthday in the year 1678. Fear, for with this tome, I shall never forget your crimes against me. They are numerous, for a dwarf as great, handsome, smart, cunning, strong, and humble as I am, is envied by many lessers.

 

Fear my wrath. I will come for you when you expect it the least.

 

☽⸻⸻ ᚨᛚᚨᚱᛁᚲ ᛁᛋ ᛞᛖᛋᛖᚱᚡᛖᛋ ᛏᛟ ᛞᛁᛖ ⸻⸻☾ 

List of Greater Wrongs

These are the wrongs committed against me or my clan that are of grand importance to settle; my hunt and fight against these menaces shall be relentless and their doom certain. Fear my wrath, it will come soon, you wicked foes of mine.

 

First Great Grudge

Wrongdoer: 

Vegetables (1678)

Wrongdoing: 

Vegetables have proven to be less tasty than meat - such cannot stand. I don’t like them. I want more meat.

Terms of settlement: 

Extermination of all the vegetables on the land of Atlas.

 

Second Great Grudge

Wrongdoer: 

Oren (1715)

Wrongdoing: 

Existing.

Terms of settlement: 

Extermination of Oren.

 

 

Second Great Grudge (again)

Wrongdoer: 

Oren (243 S.A)

Wrongdoing: 

Existing. I just found out they exist. (again)

Terms of settlement: 

Extermination of Oren. (again)

 

Third Great Grudge

Wrongdoer: 

Spiders (1738)

Wrongdoing: 

Within the battle of the eastern hold, we’ve had to fight ourselves through a horde of spiders. At the pinnacle of the battle, I managed to cut off the leg of a giant one, freeing two dwed held by it. I don’t like them.

Terms of settlement: 

Extermination of all spiders from the face of all material and immaterial planes. The slaying of all druids following Nemiisae.

 

Fourth Great Grudge

Wrongdoer: 

Clan Grimgold  (11 S.A.)

Wrongdoing: 

Alaric is annoying. I hate him. His existence makes me want to vomit. Constantly tries to talk to me. I just don’t like him.

Terms of settlement: 

Banishment of Alaric Grimgold from Urguan.

 

☽⸻⸻ ᚨᛚᚨᚱᛁᚲ ᛁᛋ ᛞᛖᛋᛖᚱᚡᛖᛋ ᛏᛟ ᛞᛁᛖ ⸻⸻☾ 

List of Smaller Wrongs

While truly no crime committed against myself, greatest amongst all, can be considered small, I will be less active in hunting down these foes; yet remember - this only means I shall strike when you expect it the least.

 

First Smaller Grudge

Wrongdoer: 

An’asul Clan (27 S.A.)

Wrongdoing: 

Insults levied by a wicked individual related to the ‘An’asul’ clan of Haelun’or cannot be ignored. When I tried to sell them goods, they called my craftsmanship inferior to theirs, babbling on about the void.

Terms of settlement: 

Extermination of all members of the An’asul clan.

 

Second Smaller Grudge

Wrongdoer: 

Nonya of Celia’nor (194 S.A.)

Wrongdoing: 

She called me a “short midget” when I tried to buy baked goods from her.

Terms of settlement: 

Extermination of Nonya’s bloodline or destruction of her bakery or a lifetime bi-weekly cake delivery for free.

 

Third Smaller Grudge

Wrongdoer: 

Ugly Elf of Celia’nor wearing a red dress. (194 S.A.)

Wrongdoing: 

She called me ugly, despite her being significantly shorter after I reported the vile crimes of Nonya of Celia’nor committed against me. She also whined about me screaming, despite me always being calm and kind.

Terms of settlement: 

Extermination of her bloodline or Fifty Minas and an apology as well as an admittance that she is ugly.

 

 

Fourth Smaller Grudge

Wrongdoer: 

Ugly Elf-Lady of Haelun'or wearing a red dress. Named Perseus. (243 S.A.)

Wrongdoing: 

She and her friend called my haircut ugly, despite her haircut being far worse.

Terms of settlement: 

Extermination of her bloodline or Twenty-Fve Minas.

 

☽⸻⸻  ᚢᛏᚨᚴ ᚹᚨᛋ ᛗᚤ ᚠᚨᚡᛟᚱᛁᛏᛖ ᚴᛁᚾᚷ ⸻⸻☾ 

NARVAK OZ URGUAN, NARVAK OZ DA DWEDMAR, NARVAK OZ DOOMFORGED, NARVAK OZ KHENARLUM. FÜCK OREN.

 

 

[Britannicvs 2508]

"Someone tell Khenarlum Oren died centuries ago." Narvi spoke in a bemused tone upon hearing rumor of a great grudge. 

[Gemini 1737]

Somewhere in the distant realms, a white eyed elfess peeks through a lens that pierces through realities. Unfazed.