THE DAWN OF THE SIGRUN PIRATES!

[The Tough Guy 4319]

 

YEAR 196 OF THE SECOND AGE.
ISSUED BY:

CAPTAIN SIGRUN ‘UNDEADSLAYER’ STONEHAMMER

ᛋᛁᚷᚱᚢᚾ ᛈᛁᚱᚨᛏᛖᛋ

ᛉᛖ-ᚺᚨᚺᚨᚺᚨᚺᚨ

 

YOTH BRATHMORDAKIN NA YOTH URGUAN 

ᛁᛟᚦ ᛒᚱᚨᚦᛗᛟᚱᛞᚨᚲᛁᚾ ᚾᚨ ᛁᛟᚦ ᚢᚱᚷᚢᚨᚾ 

THE CREW
ᛗᛖ ᛗᚨᛏᛖᚤᛋ

CAPTAIN SIGRUN ‘UNDEADSLAYER’ STONEHAMMER.

FIRST MATE GRAND KING ULFAR STARBREAKER.

SECOND MATE MORROICK STARBREAKER.

QUARTERMASTER HATTR DAMNAZ BOKK.

SAILING MASTER BROMDOR GOLDHAND.

NAVIGATOR SLITH COBBETT.

MASTER-AT-ARMS CATHAN.

POWDER MONKEY BOSTONE GRIMGOLD.

SURGEON BRIGA IRONGUT.

CARPENTER VOLLOK FROSTBEARD.

DOCTOR THORIM STOUTHEART.

WITH THIS HERE MIGHTY CREW, THE SIGRUN PIRATES WILL FIND THE TREASURE FIRST! ALL MEMBERS ARE ELITE IN THEIR ROLES, AND WILL POUND YOUR SECOND-RATE CREW TO DUST!

OUR SAILS BE MIGHTY, OUR SPEED UNMATCHED AND OUR THIRST FOR TREASURE SECOND TO NONE!

THE TREASURE.
ᚱᛁᚷᚺᛏᚠᚢᛚ ᛞᚹᚨᚱᚡᛖᚾ ᛏᚱᛖᚨᛋᚢᚱᛖ.

By the rightful claim of Grimdugan, the treasure of Gashadokuro hereby belongs to the Sigrun Pirates, and all dwarves!

IT BE OURS! AND WE WILL FIND IT FIRST!

ZE-HAHAHA!

A WARNING.
ᚷᛁᚡᛖ ᚢᛈ ᚾᛟᚹ!

TO ALL YE FILTHY LANDLUBBERS, SEARCHING FOR THIS TREASURE!

WE ARE FAR AHEAD, AND IT IS BEST TO GIVE UP NOW!
THIS TREASURE BELONGS TO THE SIGRUN PIRATES!

ZE-HAHAHA!

 

Spoiler

 

Signed,

Sigrun ‘Undeadslayer’ Stonehammer
Captain of The Sigrun Pirates,
High Preceptor of the Kirkja Dverga,
Clan Father of The Stonehammers, 

Priest of Dungrimm, Hero of Dungrimm,
Three-Time Grand Champion of Urguan.

 

[Wizry 1218]

The Daelish Templar questioned his friend, Slith Cobbett, on his given title, holding the paper out to him,

 

"Hey Slith. Do you think they made me a Master-Of-Arms because they thought I had a lot of explosives on account of being Daelish?

Is this a racist thing, you think?"

[Beholder 372]

"YAR HAR!"

 

Briga had no idea what pirates actually sounded like, but she was along for the ride!

[Helmet 1454]

3 minutes ago, Wizry said:

The Daelish Templar questioned his friend, Slith Cobbett, on his given title, holding the paper out to him,

 

"Hey Slith. Do you think they made me a Master-Of-Arms because they thought I had a lot of explosives on account of being Daelish?

Is this a racist thing, you think?"

"Nae," The helmed swashbuckler & veteran cannoneer replied promptly. "It's literalleh all yer good fer."

Edited August 31, 2024 by SlitheryC1

[Wulfric 472]

Hattr Dammaz Bokk the quartermaster finally managed to pack the hardtack and rum into the ship without breaking it after the 2987438 attempt, his big strong stone fingers being a hinderance.

JOB... HARD.  
It rumbled from below deck

[ThatFunkyBunch 2818]

A fiend stares at the waves. This missive, it would keep for herself.  "Of course the 'heros' pull the cat out of the bag."

[frvma 1014]

Spoiler

i see sigrun is back to being a chad muted

 

[Scatmanpro 275]

"Back loikeh old toimehs," Bromdor would mumble. "sailin' wif meh kin again!" He'd smile as he started preparing for GLOREH!