Das Wunderbar

[resurectionist 138]

 

 

IVORI BAR AND FROMAGERIE

 

 

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FOREWORD

 

The origins of The Wunderbar trace back many years, shrouded in the rich tapestry of Ivori folktales and tradition, leaving its exact beginnings steeped in mystery. With the renewal of an Ivori homeland atop the majestic Mount Vindicta, the establishment of this bar and fromagerie—blessed by the will of GOD and envisioned as a hub for vibrant social discourse—has been revitalized. Thus, the House of Keen proudly breathes new life into their cherished heirloom: The Wunderbar.

 

 

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1. MENU

 

IVORIA’S GREATEST DRINKS, ALL CUSTOM AND PARTICULAR TO THE IVORI HOMELANDS

 

 

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Alcoholic Beverages

• Vindicta Flamewine - 3 mina
  A fiery red wine blessed by the peaks of Mount Vindicta, spiced for warmth.
• Shepherd’s Schnapps - 3 mina
  Distilled mountain herbs create this strong, traditional spirit.
• Ivori Mead - 3 mina
  Sweet honey mead brewed with local wildflowers.
• Alaric’s Ale - 3 mina
  Dark and malty ale, a favorite among Ivori laborers.
• Jones Cider - 3 mina
  Crisp and refreshing, made from Vindicta orchard apples.

 

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Non-Alcoholic Drinks

• Spring of the Summit - Free!
  Crystal-clear water drawn from Vindicta’s sacred glacier springs, said to refresh the spirit and invigorate the body.
• Warden’s Tea - 2 mina
  A soothing blend of dried mountain herbs, including chamomile, mint, and thyme, known for their calming properties, favored by the Ivory Company.
• Matron’s Brew - 2 mina
  A rich, dark roast kaffee made from imported beans, lightly sweetened with wildflower honey collected from the Vindicta hives.
• Juice of Jone’s Grove - 2 mina
  Freshly pressed juice from Vindicta’s wild orchard fruits, featuring a mix of crisp apples and sweet golden pears.
• Ivori Cream Milk - 2 mina
  Smooth and creamy milk sourced from Vindicta’s mountain goats, known for its natural sweetness and rich texture.

 

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FROMAGERIE - IVORI CHEESES

1. Vindicta Gruyère - 4 mina
   • A rich, nutty cheese aged in the cool caves of Mount Vindicta, known for its depth of flavor.
2. Ivori Hearthwheel - 4 mina
   • A semi-soft cheese with a creamy texture and a mild, buttery flavor.
3. Raclette of the Peaks - 4 mina
   • A melting cheese offered with roasted potatoes, pickled vegetables, or fresh bread.
4. Herbal Brinewheel - 4 mina
   • A bold, aromatic cheese cured with a blend of Vindicta herbs, offering a sharp, spicy taste.
5. Rosettes of Reverence - 4 mina
   • A semi-hard cheese shaved into delicate rosettes, with a floral and nutty aroma, celebrated in feasts.
6. Aged Summit Crumble - 4 mina
   • A hard, crumbly cheese aged for years, paired with scoops of honey.
7. Softmount Cream Rind - 4 mina
   • A luxurious, creamy cheese with a soft rind and a delicate, earthy flavor.

 

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Hearty Meals

1. Vindicta Goat Stew - 3 mina
   • A slow-cooked stew of tender goat meat, root vegetables, and Vindicta herbs, served with crusty bread.
2. Shepherd’s Rösti - 3 mina
   • Golden, pan-fried shredded potatoes topped with melted mountain cheese and smoked sausage.
3. Frank’s Ribeye Steak - 3 mina
   • A delicious, one of a kind, steak cut from Ivori cows, seared to perfection
4. Hunter’s Pie - 3 mina
   • A savory pie filled with wild game, carrots, and onions in a rich, herbed gravy.

 

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BANNED PERSONS: BANNED CREATURES LIST:

Skinwalkers, Wendigo, Yeti, Atronach, Dread-Knight, Golem, Hunters, Pale-Knight, Beastfolk (Cervitaur, Satyr, Sylvian), Dryad, Gnomes (Pixies, Fairymen, Dwedlings), Imp-Folk (Imps, Gremlins), Kelpie, Leprechaun (Draiochta), Spriggan, Tree-Lord, Unicorn (Licorne), Woodland Faeries (Fairies, Sprites), Wraith, Bryophyte, Dark-Stalker, Frost Witch, Kijo, Lich, Vampire, Boggen, Flesh Pit, Gibberer, Morghuul, Necrophage, Vodnik, Big-Foot, Chupacabra, Moth-Man, Cave Leech, Cockatrice, Cyclops, Ent, Great Spider, Harpy, Krummavisur (Great Raven), Leaf Apes, Man Trap, Minotaur, Siren, Slime, Troll, Werebeast, Haunt, Revenant, Poltergeist, Spectre, Augur, Lantern-Head.

 

Interested in a job? We’re looking for bartenders, bouncers, bards, and much more. Send a letter to the town steward, Heylise Brisett (resurectionist) to inquire more.

 

Located in Gottenthal, seat of ivoria, in front of the lowlands soulstone pillar

Edited December 2, 2024 by resurectionist

[Kardika 1057]

"a good day... a booze day... ere' the wunderbar rises!"