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[framalam 837]

 

KRUGISTAN

 

 

REVITALISATION, MOBILISATION, AND RALLYING OF THE 

KRUGISTANI KRUGHAI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1HcpunKE8I

 

BY SKALVOR’s HAND

2A 217

 

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FOREWORD

Since the Sundering of the Ubuntus into millions of sullied splinters by the great Orcish drums of Wagh, first Vikela, then the Shire, then all after; our Krughai have stagnated. Reduced to mere raiding parties, shadows of the might of the Horde under the returned Grommash, they have further deteriorated in my period of self-introspection, reflection, and communion with the Azhfather Krug (wagh be upon him). It is my eternal mission as elected Waghtinka, and as crowned Rex of all Krug, the loadstone of Krugistan, to ensure the peoples are at a perpetual readiness for conflict.

 

I do not stop at readiness. I do not settle for mediocrity. Skalvor settles only for efficiency. 

 

 

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1. DISMANTLING OF THE NOMENKLATURA

Bureaucracy is not the way of Skalvor’s people, it is not the way of Grommash’s people, it is not the way of Krug. Krug had no millions of ministers and ministers beneath them beneath him. Nor will I. Know this, all sons of Krug, that Skalvor values nothing but the making of man.

 

So, henceforth:

 

• TIDERIPPA’RAGUK is deposed as DOMINUS, for the role to be abolished
• RHAK’DOM is deposed as TARGOTH, for the role to be reformed
• GHARAK’YAR is deposed as YAZGURTAN, for the role to be reformed
• SKALVOR is deposed as WAGHTINKA OF THE THAUG’MAUGRIM, for the role to be abolished

2. REFORMATION OF FORMER MINISTERIAL OFFICES

All the same, azh nation cannot be constructed around azh sole Urukim. It is not the interest, nor the capacity, of Skalvor to fill all the roles previously beneath him.

So, to delegate only the role of STEWARDSHIP, and the collection of tribute from all those beneath Krugistan, Skalvor has delegated two government businesses:

• ZILZIBIN TAUNTTONGUE is to be appointed YAZGURTAN
• UZGK’GRIZH and OBS OBS’RAGUK are to be appointed GRUBGOTH

Fear the new system. Let the new system never fall into the throes of the old. Let no new upper class evolve in the Horde. The Horde are one. One for all, all for one, one nation under Krug (wagh be upon him). Hold great panic in your mind, Urukim, for the day the BURJWA reappears, for its ugly head will always be reared once more.

3. COMPARTMENTALISATION OF THE KRUGHAI

In the wastes of north there is few better system than to rely on his fellow Urukim. Skalvor has led many years in the north with great success, and so he will conquer the south by will of Krug, by will of his ancestors, by will of Mauloch. Of honor, of courage, of all that is good, let AZH NATION MARCH AS AZH ARMY.

 

BATTLE ORDER

Let the Krughai be organised in such a ladder below:

• THE KRUGHAI: To be headed by the Hozh’Targoth and advised by the Targoth, to oversee any and all collection of the current seniormost Krughai unit.
• THE KRUGGOI KLOMPMOB: To be headed by a LOOTACHIEF and advised by a WAGHBRINGA, comprising two BANDMOBS.
• THE BANDMOB: To be headed by a WAGHBLAHA and advised by a WAGHBOSS, comprising two WAGHBANDS.
• THE WAGHBAND: The base unit of the Krughai to be headed by a SMASHBOSS, and advised by a KORPZBRAGGA, comprising SIX KRUGHAI.

 

ASSIGNMENTS

And so as it is reformed, does Skalvor need worthy Urukim to fill such structure, to give flesh to the skeleton, to the skeleton fur, to the maw fangs, to the wolf claws.

 

Let such Urukim be recognised for MILITARY EXPERTISE:

• GRUGMAK, o’ the THAUG’MAUGRIM, as Smashboss of the 1st Waghband, 1st Bandmob, Kruggoi Klompmob
• OBS OBS, o’ the clan RAGUK, as Smashboss of the 2nd Waghband, 1st Bandmob, Kruggoi Klompmob

 

Let, furthermore, such Urukim be recognised for MILITARY OVERSIGHT:

• SKALVOR, o’ the THAUG’MAUGRIM, as interim Hozh’Targoth
• GRUGMAK, o’ the THAUG’MAUGRIM, as Hozh’Waghboss and direct voice of all Runt Krughai to the Hozh’Targoth

 

 

 

SKALVOR

REX OF KRUGISTAN

HOZH’TARGOTH OF THE KRUGHAI

Spoiler

oocly looking for military rp ENTHUSIASTS. im looking at you old regiment players and leaders.
if you can lead, and you can lead well, idgaf what orcs think of you, nor what you think of orcs.
this is a meritocracy icly as much as it is oocly grah.

framalam out

 

Edited January 28, 2025 by framalam

[Samson Option 9652]

 

Zilzibin donned his bone-mask to the next klamor, gathered around the great pyre kept ever-lit near the entrance into the Kruggoi, and plead the following before Rex Skalvor.

 

"Mi peep di reformz latz command ob di Krughai agh mi grukh dim bub'hozh. By di honor mi gained agh di deedz mi purzued in mi gorilla-wagh againzt di Hyzpianz agh againzt di Zunblade, mi azk latz ta name mi di GORILLABOZZ fa mi cunning agh mi plotting agh mi zkill. Permit mi ta lead URUKIM in timez where perzonal harm haz bin dun againzt our kin agh mi will bring ta heel all who dare harm a brudder. Ob courze, mi will nub wage gorilla-wagh unlezz wid latz permizzion."

 

Spoiler

Common: "I see the reforms you command of the Krughai and mi think them great. By the honor I gained and the deeds I pursued in my guerrilla war against the Hyspians and against [Leomonte] Sunblade, I ask you to name mi the Guerrilla-boss for my cunning & my plotting & my skill. Permit me to lead Urukim in times where personal harm has been done against our kin and I will bring to heel all who dare harm a brother. Of course, I will not wage guerrilla war unless with your permission."