[PK] Final Will of Robert Tiberius Alstion

[Crevel 7561]

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Final Will of Robert Tiberius Alstion

A Dignified Final Letter from Robert Tiberius Alstion

 

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If this letter was procured, that would mean that death has finally gripped me. Whether war, health, or otherwise: the outcome is the same. In my final parting, I leave some requests to be fulfilled.

 

Firstly, I wish to be cremated as my father John was. In a public ceremony or in private, it does not matter to me. As is with the lard of a hog, be mindful that my burning fat will ruminate. Do not let it linger in a closed area and bother the state of things. With my ashes, seal them in an urn and let it accompany my father’s own so that we would surely be united.

 

Secondly, all property within my name is henceforth bequeathed to my sole child and heir, Martin Alexander Alstion. Namely, this will include my properties of a home and a market stand in Kretzen; a set of keyrings; my accumulated personal wealth; the petrified tongue of an evil goblin by the name of Bon’Ox; the Alstion standard; design of a new standard to serve as a personal coat of arms for Martin; Sweetroll - my stalwart stallion; my music collection; a magical band with the instructions accompanying its usage; and an ornate magical bag with the instructions accompanying its usage. To summarise, all that was within my personal belonging shall be passed to Martin with the exception of my oaken rowboat that shall be granted to my nephew, Godwin Leopold Alstion, to be used to leave Aevos should he ever disgrace the family name again. 

 

Thirdly, I wish for any who would finally bring to heel the rumoured white stag of the Heartlands that they would feast in my name once a trophy is made of it.

 

Fourthly and finally, I request that the honourable and sensible of Barclay and Alstion who would consider me family would take to assisting in the upbringing of my Martin so that he does as suited to his station and does not lapse into the disgraceful temperaments of those who inhabit the Heartlands. Let him have a theological understanding so that he can find use in the future ahead.

 

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His Once Royal Highness, Robert Tiberius Alstion

[Ramon 5186]

"You took a stand for what is right despite all odds and met a valiant end, I'd say." 

A certain John offered his son Robert upon his welcoming to the Skies after the latter had been BUTCHERED at the recent battle.

"And now have earned your rest. I am rather proud of you, you know? More than I could be of any Alstion yet alive, safe perhaps Josey." 

After having spoken to him offering his (terribly fat even in the afterlife) son an embrace. Content they'd indeed been reunited.

"Most did greatly disappoint. But not you. Not even once."