The Lemon | LORD BELOW ARRIVES ABOVE!

[Onnensr 1908]

 

THE LEMON

LORD BELOW ARRIVES ABOVE!

CORPSES RISE IN THE WESTERN SWAMP

SOULS STOLEN FOR A FALSE MESSIAH

HYPERWAR NOW!

 

Holy Inquisitors have discovered a plot in the West to dismantle the very firmament of our world, uprooting all that is just and holy, all that is bright and joyful, with an Abyssal malice! The Lord Below, Mordring – Master of Necromancers, Mystics, Wights and Ghouls, has planted his Stake into the spongy earth, defiling all corpses that fester there in hideous undeath. These Inquisitors met with a man who was at the scene of the Stake when it fell from a rift in space, asking as to the why and now of this unprecedented attack upon God's Terrestrial Heaven.    It appears that following the failure of Lumbridge to satisfy The Underlord’s dark desires, he has set upon a more direct route to his goals. Our witness speaks to warn us of a new Providence, not to be confused with the once-Orenian capital - but a new world born again, baptised in shadow. As the Cursed Children are similarly afflicted, Mordring appears to seek to make defilement a part of universal law, inseparable as the devil-taint is upon the oft-maligned afflicted child. That is to say, no spell nor blessing of any Aengul has yet been able to remove without death such a curse.    What’s more, is that to bring about this Dark Age he has instigated a hunt upon Heroic souls. Feanor Sylvarie, champion of Aeriel, Tahariae, and the late Xan, as well as one contested heir to the blood of Malin, had this to say, “They seek to merely claim this world as their own. Some of their doctrine - Xionist doctrine - prophesied a Fifth Lord, one who will consume the Void, as all becomes Dark." He says that Mordring has begun to harvest both blood and spirit in order to achieve this goal, and other testimony goes as far as to state his next victim will be a marriage of Blood Magic and Druidism.

The collection of spirit and blood, research informs us, is to inevitably result in the creation of a Provident, the aforementioned Fifth Lord, who would rule this world in usurpation of the Lord Almighty. However the righteous samurai of Koyo-Kuni have begun to mobilize on this issue, and Numendil has offered aid in doing so. However, many more hands might be welcomed; be you True Faith or be you pagan, the longer the Stake shall poison the soil the sooner your own loved ones are in danger.    How long are we willing to permit these revolting demons from the outer cosmos to parade upon our world as if they owned the place? How many more must perish until we are willing to go on the offensive, wage crusade upon the black stars grinning wickedly above us? If you have an interest in Hyperwar, consider paying a one-time donation to the Bastion-Temple of Saint-King Caius and his Disciples of Laughter and Joy! They are accepting monetary tithes, as well as Lightstones from the late Xannic order and Lunarite to fashion Anti-Daemonic weaponry.

The Lemon is a Church Sponsored Independent NewsPaper. We believe in the proliferation of the True Faith, as well as the security, wholeness, rightness, enlightenment, joy, splendor, health, and correctness of the Canonist way of life. By the nature of journalism, our information is subject to occasional reprints and retractions, and holds no word but GOD’s to be entirely correct and without error. That is to say, The Scroll of Gospel, The Scroll of Virtue, and the Scroll of Spirit in their pure and unaltered majesty. Auspice is fake and Sigismund is a phoney. As it is said in the Most Supernal and Immaculate Scroll of Virtue, “So I am the Most High, and in pursuit of My Virtue, I bid my faithful this: You shall not blaspheme My Word, nor any thing that is holy..” Verily, let us speak true, and aim to be as the Lord, - though we shall forever fall short - and utter what we believe in totality to be as close as we might achieve to Truth. Let what we seek to achieve through these publications spread laughter and joy, a balm to the fearful and an elixir for the doubtful. Live each day with the assurance that God in Heaven watches all things, and God Almighty might you give us the strength to do all that must be done. Amen.

 

[PrimnyaQuorum 3999]

A Pale-Elf reads the paper, admist a strange camp. The unending sensation of being watched does nothing to quell his rising temper.

 

Of course, now, after they have fed corpses into the earth by the thousands does the slaughter venture south. Only now is it worthwhile of their attention. 

 

No doubt only gold and glory will be sought, not a resolution, he ponders as he sets back off into that swamp.