Prefectural Advisory: Beware of Oasis Ghosts

[AstriaS 4988]

 

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PREFECTURAL ADVISORY

THE GHOSTS ARE AT IT AGAIN

 

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CITIZENS OF CHILDEOK,

   The ghosts haunting our lake appear to have had an adverse reaction to our installation of golden water filters. Spectral activity has increased in the village’s vicinity considerably in recent days, and so all residents and visitors are urged to take all available precautions against ghosts and undead while outside the protection of the village proper. In addition to this travel advisory and pursuant to the protection of our prefecture’s residents, the following edicts shall be put into effect immediately:

 

I. All citizens of Childeok shall be issued a crossbow and a quiver of golden bolts. Training in its use will be provided and competency shall be expected within a reasonable time.

 

II. Alchemicals and weaponry will be made available on an as-requested basis to those wishing to take up arms against the ghosts.

 

III. Cannons will be requisitioned from our Hyeonmu ship and regular volleys of aurum shot will be fired into the lake every twelve hours. Bombardment will continue until the ghosts abandon their stance of aggression. Should we run out of golden cannonballs, we will resort to firing golden coinage instead.

 

In the expectation that ghosts cannot read, we have elected to include the following illustration to convey this threat properly:

 

— AN ARMED SOCIETY IS A POLITE SOCIETY —

— KEEP THE PEACE, CARRY A PIECE —

 

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SEALED ON BEHALF OF OUR PREFECTURAL MINISTRIES

AND THE THIRD HYEONMI KING OF WON

9th Junior Level Won Court Official and Prefectural Treasurer for Childeok

JUNIOR LADY Yun Nabi

 

[Seva 624]

Seojin readied her Arcanium-clad fist. These ghosts would have to go.

[lemonke 6014]

"YUN NABIIIII!" Somewhere, a Geisha still cursed the name of that merchant girl. One day she hoped her reign of evil and fair capitalism would end!