Replolrt (Trinnsane, Halt, Xannites)

[JoshBright 3014]

Player(s) Being Reported 

Trinnsane, Xannites, Halt

 

Rule(s) Broken 

They are all crazy. 

 

Player(s) Involved 

nalutal, killacare, Trinnsane, Jaelon, Aeus, Xarkly, Hedonism, Xannites, FarrStar25, Llir

 

Location

Forums

 

Date of Incident

2025-04-11

 

Explanation 

 

CHAPTER 1

There are events in Lord of the Craft history so infamous, they’re whispered in the shadows of forum threads, discussed only behind closed Discord DMs. And then, there is the Festival of Hedonism a cursed convergence of emotes, lore loopholes, and chaos energy condensed into one dark night.

Our tale begins in a realm filled with noble houses, complex character arcs, and meticulously constructed fantasy politics. Enter a band of rogue creatives who dared ask the question:

“What if we threw lore out the window, and just… got weird with it?”

The culprits?

• Nalutal, the chaotic philosopher.

• Killacare, the edge-lord with a dream.

• Trinnsane, whose RP was as unhinged as their name.

• Jaelon, the emote-enchanter.

• Aeus, the “I just got here” guy.

• And the enigmatic Xarkly, an mod? A prophet? A conceptual art piece? We may never know.

Together, they conjured a festival of hedonistic delights in Minecraft terms, a dozen people standing in a circle typing things that would make a Creative Writing professor retire early.

The festival included:

• 14 paragraphs of exposition describing silk curtains.

• A suspiciously detailed description of “ambient incense.”

• One character weirdly biting a pear.

A moderator, observing from /vanish, was heard muttering:

“This… this isn’t what the lore team meant by 'immersive environment’...”

As the pixelated debauchery spiraled, the emotes became increasingly... interpretive.

“He traces the runic tattoos carved along her collarbone with a feather dipped in moonlight.”
“Can I get a lore ruling on that?” someone whispered, to no response.

Soon, confusion spread like wildfire. Players wandered into the event expecting lighthearted fun and walked out traumatized, questioning their place in the realm and reconsidering their keyboard hygiene.

It didn’t take long before the cries of the people reached the Council of Forum Warriors, brave souls sworn to uphold the sacred Code of Conduct. One brave knight, username unimportant but undoubtedly wielding bold font and bullet points, filed a report thread so long it required a scroll bar.

The evidence? Impeccable.
The formatting? Divine.
The tone? Righteous fury with a hint of passive-aggression.

“This isn’t about a single emote. This is about server integrity.”
– Community Paladin, 2025

And thus, the call went out.
📜 MODERATORSSS ASSEMBLLLEEEEEE!

They rode into battle, atop the mighty warhorses of administrative privilege, guided by the flaming torches of TOS compliance. The Festival of Hedonism was over.

But the damage was done.
The blocky earth would never forget.

 

CHAPTER 2

 

When most players are banned or merely forum-blasted into oblivion, they lie low. Reflect. Maybe build a nice house in single-player. But Trinn? No. Trinn doesn’t retreat. Trinn returns, with vengeance in their soul and Killacare back on speed dial.

Joined now by Farrstar25, the trio re-emerged like the villain twist at the end of a B-tier Netflix fantasy series. If Chapter I was chaotic-neutral, Chapter II was full-on “Let’s see what happens if we light the whole tavern on fire and start a philosophical debate in its ashes.”

The incident began, as these things often do, with an in-character insult delivered out of character.

“You look like a lore-breaking NPC,” someone typed.
“Say that again and I’ll void your bloodline,” came the reply.

Tensions rose. Emotes escalated. Cooldowns were ignored. And then… the unthinkable.
Someone emoted death without consent.

The chat fell silent.

Llir monitoring the situation had to go lie down with a cold towel. The Log Reader, an ancient tool of staff, began to smoke.

 

But it didn’t stop there. Oh no.

In a move now referred to as “The Farrstar Fiasco,” the group attempted to retcon a previous banishment using only interpretive lore dancing and a piece of parchment allegedly signed by “The Council of Shadows,” which doesn’t exist and was later revealed to be written in Comic Sans.

At one point, Killacare attempted to prove their point via in-character interpretive monologue.

“As the moon waxes, so too does my patience wane. You are nothing but a flicker in my eternal flame.”

A bystander commented:

“Okay but like, did they just kill that guy without a roll?”

The reports began piling in.

By midnight, a Moderator named Greg (his real name is Halt but he goes by Greg online for “aesthetic”) had compiled a 73 page PDF titled “The Timeline of Trinn: A Case Study in Consequences.”

The report thread included:

• 17 screenshots.

• 9 witness testimonies.

• A pie chart showing “Incidents per Minute.”

The verdict?
A solid ban, wrapped in procedural fairness and seasoned with just a hint of exasperated admin energy.

And yet... a single comment beneath the thread whispered:

“Was kind of iconic though.”

Relevant Material 

Spoiler

 

 

Did you have a chance to resolve things? Share any evidence of their response.

Spoiler

THEY ARE ALL ******* CRAZY, IM NOT DOING THAT

 

Desired Result of Report 

Trinn: Banished to the Shadow Realm (or at least Discord mute).

Killacare: Sent to the Mines of Reflection, to ponder why everything must be edgy.

Nalutal: Cursed to only speak in /msg for eternity.

Xarkly: Vanish mysteriously. So some say he ascended. Others may claim he simply logged off. (give the man peace)

Xannites: Banished to the realm of Edgy RP

[Onnensr 1908]

Get these people outta here! 

[HugoAntero 1962]

:/ :P mod team!!! they suck!!!! @st