Wanted: Truffles

[DancingZebra267 1626]

 

 

To the faithful and watchful across the Empire,

 

On the 8th of the Deep Cold, 2034, whilst on Patrol in Alba, I encountered a most foul occurrence, one that I now bring to your attention with great urgency.

 

As I patrolled the streets, I was seized by the stench of rot, the worst I have whiffed in many years. Following the odor, I came upon a halfling, grotesque in scent and manner. When I began to question it about its condition, the being grew increasingly erratic, and evasive.

 

Upon further interrogation, it attempted to flee. I pursued, cornered it, and once more declared my intention to inspect its nature. And once again, it fled. But this time, it cried aloud:

 

"Truffles is just Truffles!"

 

Let it be known - I do not believe Truffles is just Truffles.

 

It is my firm belief that this halfling is a ghoul in disguise.

 

If you come upon this being, do not engage in dialogue. Do not show pity. The only mercy to be offered is a swift death, followed by fire. Burn the creature, and scatter its ashes to the wind, that it may not rise again to plague our world.

 

The light of GOD reveals all abominations. Let not this one walk among us unchallenged.

 

[!] Below a sketch of Truffles was attached to the missive.

 

 

Vincenzo de Capua, Chaptermaster of the Order of the Grail of Saint Lucien, Knight of the fellowship of Lucien, Brother of Sacred Hearts Monastery, The Elf Cleaver

 

 

 

[Myrthe 273]

The one and Only truffles awoke once more, they wonder the streets eventually finding the poster.. 
" ey! it ain't wrong. I AM truffles. How dare you think i'm lying"

The little halfling then moved to write on one of the posters replacing the second truffles, with the word Awesome in purple and crossing Not out. so it would spell "I do not believe Truffles is just Awesome."

 

 -Truffles

[Jaslaw 602]

Urzul, the Paramount which created truffles, would respond- IF it knew how to read and write.

 

Yet... Sadly it couldn't so... So you know.

Edited June 24, 2025 by Jaslaw
Fixed a few things to sound & look better

[Amesti 247]

Diolinda stared at the wanted poster. A curious hum left her as she looked over the drawing. "That explains... so much." She muttered as she recalled her own run-in with the odd  creature.

[KidKrinkles 2043]

Victor recalled, in his usual eh of situations, pulling a child hostage from Truffles, as his apprentice had thrown the hostage to him.

 

And upon reading the signatory, decided, he was no snitch.

 

He could kill Truffles.

 

But **** the 'police'.

[HurferDurfer1 2978]

Tulip appreciates how Truffles operates.