Unwillingly 18123 Share Posted July 7, 2025 T O T H E T H R O N E - T H I E V I N G M I S C R E A N T Issued by the Ivory Crown, 17th of the Sun’s Smile, 240 S.A. To the Denizens & Myumiaran Mali of Caurost, It would seem pesky thieves and vagrants know no borders, for our resplendent throne has been seized in the night! Although since then replaced with haste, individuals in possession of knowledge pertaining to its removal are to report to the Praeven’tir. Upon their arrest, the offender is to be issued a monetary fine of 25 minae. In addition, they shall be thrown from the windswept branches of the Eldertree and be made to aim for a narrow bucket of water at its roots as they fall, and be permitted to leave with their life should they succeed. Survival odds are likely contingent on the individual’s bodily build, of which we can presume our thief in question is of a particularly rotund and corpulent likeness☺. Signed, The Ivory Crown 25 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STBNL 250 Share Posted July 7, 2025 Heliodor is relived for the thieves by taking away his prince's broken gamer chair that he refused to replace for a decade now. However, life is unfair and now he is sent out to search for the bad guys. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laeonathan 5889 Share Posted July 7, 2025 A letter was pinner to the non-existing Ivory Throne: TO HIS HIGHNESS GALAHAD ILUMRIN, I have heard of your peril and know it, Celia'nors throne was stolen by a certain pale elf of disaster - probably the same, who knows. If you require a Craftsman to work on a new one, I'll gladly do that - without charge. Raziel Amethil Spoiler phone formatting 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apotolofo 2207 Share Posted July 7, 2025 In a certain person's mind, a long-dead halfling found this missive hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venomous_Pup 2978 Share Posted July 7, 2025 1 hour ago, Unwillingly said: In addition, they shall be thrown from the windswept branches of the Eldertree and be made to aim for a narrow bucket of water at its roots as they fall, and be permitted to leave with their life should they succeed. Survival odds are likely contingent on the individual’s bodily build, of which we can presume our thief in question is of a particularly rotund and corpulent likeness. A Witch would give up a life of EVIL and CRIME, if the individual who is suspected to commit the crime did indeed have a gluttonous frame, and upon reaching the bottom, bounced right back to the top.. She could dream.. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morigung-oog 5697 Share Posted July 7, 2025 “Oh shit- nice.” A former Sohaer couldn’t help but cackle at her missive, upon reading it in Alba. ”Some fucker beat me to it!” 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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