Gragarn and Urara's Guide to Orc Love

[Redacted12345 29]

hehe ok! T'anks fuh dah help!

[Noahjam325 53]

I like the stress on life mates. I've noticed a lot of orcs are taking life mates like it's no big deal. Stop it <newspaper smack>. Life mating is rare and sacred. I'm looking at you Bog. I'm pretty sure you have pissed on Krug more than once with your constant game of musical chairs with life mates.

[Bawg 494]

We stopped being lifemates before this came out, so i think our stop of being lifemates is valid...

[Austin 697]

Yeah there wasnt any official lore out about it so no need to call out bog. or anyone.

[Urahra 5781]

Just be aware from now on that "lifemating" is extremely serious. It's a lifelong commitment and it's considered very holy.

It should also be noted that, when it comes to lifemates, Gragarn and Urara are HUGE oddballs. Like I said, lifemates do not need to be monogamous. Urara and Gragarn choose to be monogamous even though that means they will never have children. Urara has actually encouraged Gragarn to take another mate so he can have a child, but he said no. The fact that he chose her as a lifemate even though she's infertile is also HUGELY strange. Orcs place high emphasis on having children.

So, you know, when you do take a lifemate, don't look at our relationship as an example. Mogroka and Loth are better. Mogroka is committed to Loth, but that doesn't stop him from eyeing other females.

[Noahjam325 53]

He's not really annoyed, you sillies. But anyway...just be aware from now on that "lifemating" is extremely serious. It's a lifelong commitment and it's considered very holy.

It should also be noted that, when it comes to lifemates, Gragarn and Urara are HUGE oddballs. Like I said, lifemates do not need to be monogamous. Urara and Gragarn choose to be monogamous even though that means they will never have children. Urara has actually encouraged Gragarn to take another mate so he can have a child, but he said no. The fact that he chose her as a lifemate even though she's infertile is also HUGELY strange. Orcs place high emphasis on having children.

So, you know, when you do take a lifemate, don't look at our relationship as an example. Mogroka and Loth are better. Mogroka is committed to Loth, but that doesn't stop him from eyeing other animals.

Fixed.

[Urahra 5781]

Well...like I said. The Rex can mate with whatever he wants. :P

[Austin 697]

Hahahahaha...... Made me laugh.... *Thinks of the cows then realises who gragarns real mother was*

[Sultan 3953]

(don't think it has anything to do with satisfying your mates everyday to have many of them, I think its more about power and strength)

[Urahra 5781]

*salutes

Will edit, then. Thanks, 'Groka!

[Robin Drake 731]

I will make use of this guide when I try to seduce Urara... *winks*

[moondoggy 27]

Aye! good guide Yahgy want Ugly Female. Intelligence good too but not as important...Big Ugly face bub'hosh! Ugly Gobbies have better chance to survive in Krugmar and Gobbie legend goes "when ugly Gobbie smiles and runs, enemy still frozen from gruesome sight" or sometin along dose lines...

[Urahra 5781]

That's your opinion, Alex.

[Petyr 485]

Accidentally deleted Alex's post. Sorry!

And you think this is awkward? You oughta read "The Halfling Sutra." It exists, trust me.

[Urahra 5781]

Goodness gracious, it's not even THAT type of guide.