Why do orcs kill everyone but one child?

[Zebanamana 410]

Well this is awkward. . . My parents are still alive.

[AllenTheGreat 286]

Two bolts of lightining killed my orc parents, my mothers corpse acting as a shield from the flames protecting me outside of one of the old towns of Oren until humans found them and took me in.

Oh, Those were your parents? I thought i was helping one of the new applicants with their Application, They could say a Undead Orc killed their parents, and make it that much more original.

[Austin 697]

I kill parents for a living..

[Jon Evaglno 202]

In response to you, blind seer.

My parents weren't killed by orcs, I just lost them, and was raised by dwarves.

[Botar 39]

Well I don't know the state my mom and dad are and the person I considered a father figure up and vanished

[Nero 347]

I was conceived by two spirits... I HAVE NO PARENTS.

[Ned Lud 1260]

In da old day, when da land were young and full of parent and weak enemy, der were a loose band of uruk headhunter run by a brute named Scara. From each enemy household da uruk raided, dey wud save one child and force da youth to watch as da rest of da family were violently slaughtered, burned and beheaded. Den dey wud release dis child into da wild, sometime barefoot, sometime wearing the dead father's bloody boots, maybe a ear necklace, sometimes dey would even bind da child's hands to da head of him dead mother, make dem carry it wit dem, looking into da lidless eyeballs as dey run away into da night. Da tinking behind dis were dat da child would grow to become a strong warrior wit thick skin, full of vengeful rage, and when met again on da battlefield, would put up honorable fight. Years of raiding prove dat dis were not da case. Survivors only growed up to be broken weakling dat scream "You killed my father" den quickly die face-down in sand wit wooden sword trembling in small, uncalloused hand wit bit finger nail. Da custom still be practice by some uruk out der, but not as much as in da old day.

Der also be a problem wit da enemy statistics, as parent pay tax to king and children dat survive and run off into wilderness don't. Derfore, only death toll dat really matter to most king is dat of da dead taxpayer and so it make it seem dat parent be getting killed more den der children. Most of da enemy have too many children working da farm fields anyway. Hard to keep track if one or two disappear in night and get eated wit special blend of herbs and spices. Hur hur.

[Goldrim 1422]

I don't even know if my parents are alive. That is even worse.

[CadenIsCool 6]

Im really sorry. I had no idea how mainstream it was when I did it. It was insane. I thought I was SOOOO original, being the rich kid who broke out of prison wrongly accused of the murder, but I looked at the apps and I literally shat bricks. Im really pissed now. I want to be the last person looking for parent killing revenge. I want the GMs and FMs to pass a law about that.

[Soldrin Woodaxe 38]

Im really sorry. I had no idea how mainstream it was when I did it. It was insane. I thought I was SOOOO original, being the rich kid who broke out of prison wrongly accused of the murder, but I looked at the apps and I literally shat bricks. Im really pissed now. I want to be the last person looking for parent killing revenge. I want the GMs and FMs to pass a law about that.

To be honest, I want that too. At least limit the apps about that. I just posted this thread to have a laugh or two. Now it's pushing a deeper subject, unoriginal RP.

[Phibbup 286]

Mine, being 68, have been dead for QUITE some time.

[Raid 38]

I'm not sure of what happened to my mother, I set out to find her. I never really knew my father, until I stabbed him in the heart with my sword on my venture to find my mother...

((This was before I was Undead and when I was an Orc, so technically, an Orc killed my father and possibly my mother. :D))

[Archmage_Cataris 622]

Cataris parents.

Father died in a rebellion.

Mother died of age and sickness.

Haelen Parents.

Both died naturely

[_pok_ 1768]

The spoiler in my sig says it all.....

Meh getz da shiniez fo' every umies 'ead I bring back ta Krugmar!

[James Undercroft 129]

I'm an Amnesiac. I thought I was different, I wasnt.