Lunatic on the Run

[DancingZebra267 1626]

 

 

To the refugees of Aevos, Beware the Lunatic,

 

I first came across the lunatic when I freed my self from the wrongful enslavement from Romhilda van Aert, when I told the Van Aert that I would no longer be owned, she ordered the cursed beings around her and others to kill me. That is when I came across the Lunatic.. he threatened to eat me. Luckily I was able to make my Grand Escape.

 

When I had returned to the campsite with an army of my own, the van Aert was nowhere to be seen. However the cursed lunatic was. I had then confronted him on his threats that were made. He and another man, claimed that the tiny turtle  I tried eating, (Survival of the Fittest) was their adopted son and that it held the same equally to that of a person.

 

It is with my belief that these people are either all deranged or part of some sort of cult. When I voiced my own opinions they reacted in violence, the Cursed child hit me with a bucket of Pufferfish, causing great hurt to me, and my Golem, 'Marvin the Guard'. After picking myself up and tending to Marvin, the cursed being ran and disappeared.

 

That being said, a bounty of 2 crates of leather for any who brings me the cursed childs head.

 

 

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A drawing of the Lunatic was attached below.

 

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Below was another wholesome drawing of Grimbol and Marvin.

 

 

[Cheese 8899]

"...Isn't that one of our lunatics?" Juniper squinted at the accused, who looked awfully similar to one of her resort's regulars.... "Oh well! Snitches get stitches and anyone who brings the police to our beach is being turned into kabobs."

[w0bbe 48]

Marquise smiled smugly at the missive before muttering, "Wasn't me."

[sapphic_spidy 1089]

Castien sighs. Long and drawn out. He considers bashing his head against the wall.

 

"Th-They're not even a cursed child, they just look like that."

[Monty Cobra 921]

Njáll Ásvard, still teary-eyed and sniffling from the brutal attack of his son, holds the tiny baby turtle close to his chest as he makes his way home. "Don't worry, Ronald... I'd eat him before I let him eat you."

[Navigator 4260]

1 hour ago, Montgomery Cobra said:

Njáll Ásvard, still teary-eyed and sniffling from the brutal attack of his son, holds the tiny baby turtle close to his chest as he makes his way home. "Don't worry, Ronald... I'd eat him before I let him eat you."

Marius Amador tries his best to console his partner, as he walks with Njáll to their home with Ronald.

[media 75]

*Thrain almost shed a tear* "Poor Grimbleh, oi must take teh Lunatic's head"

Edited September 22, 2025 by media

[Frostdrop1 1843]

Reinhard snorted in some dismal, vague amusement. The author had quite the abrasive ego.

 

Naturally, he did nothing but be faintly and fleetingly amused by the missive.

[spaazmatism 1030]

A real cursed child read the missive and muttered something to himself.

"That guy's not even a devil. . . whatever."

[confusedjester 819]

Romhilda gasped.

 

"IT WAS A LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT! HE AGREED TO IT!"