FREE THERAPY!

[fizzyquack 564]

*A missive would be magically found in your hands!*

 

FREE THERAPY 

Good day bigguns and weefolk. Ima Thain Hazel Applebrook. Other folk might know me as doctor Hazel or uh- professional Hazel. Point is- I tried getting therapy from Urguan's therapy office. Doctor Hymsmell was his name. They did not give me any therapy because im a halfling. This is wrong. So, I decided im gonna open up my own therapy clinic, free for everyone. For bigguns, weefolk, anyone can get it. I don't give  a ####  if you are big, small.. everyone needs therapy. With the methods of the halflings, we will for sure make you happier and less depresso.  Our therapy office is in Amberdel- Loik the Southern Shores Pillar. Send meh a letter if yeh want an appointment. So get on down and FIX your ### ### ######  #### ##### ### ###  life.  Hazel OUT!

 

Signed by



 

Spoiler

OOC: Send a letter to Hazel Applebrook. MC User is Fizzyquack. Hope we get to rp :3

 

[PanicZealot 648]

Count your days...

 

[Mynto 107]

This missive would indeed be found, by one endeared and slightly relieved high elf deep in the caves of Urguan's capital. Had he been asked about it, he'd reply in a patient and amused tone "... You know what... as much as this missive horribly misrepresents my character... I'm happy for her. Truly. How can I complain about another therapy office opening? It'd normalize the practice, and reach those who hesitate at my front door... I'd only hope Hazel won't assault her own patients with more of her stink bombs, if anything." 



 

[Cheese 8882]

When Juniper was very nervously handed the missive by some unfortunate soul, she met them with a glare, "I'm not going."

[Yeetboy0206 1574]

Maddock Tam sighs as he already knows he will have to go after the war he’s fighting.

[Onion 246]

LMAO! DR. HYMSMELL 

This missive appeared in Onion's hands.

"oh dear....it seems Hymnal has some competition..." 

Onion burst out laughing then hung this missive on her wall.