DOOM upon foolishness!

[Sr_Dimentio 586]

[!] A missive is sent on different places over Azuras, seemingly dropped by bats.

 

THE DOOM TROUPE

 

 

 

Greetings people and citizens of Azuras. The Grand Count Dementio, Supreme Overlord of the DOOM Troupe, speaking.

 

I guess you all have heard of the cruelty Norland is inflicting upon the cursed children, previously one of the few places of acceptance for them. They're people, people that have no fault for the things any of their parents did, and that deserve a normal life as much as any of you citizenry.

I don't write this message with any good or kindness in mind, I am the Tyrant of the Stars, the villain that wants to take over this foolish disgusting world, and mold it to my shape and greatness! But I have an offer, join me! Join the DOOM Troupe! Everyone is invited to my Troupe! And of course, as the great Boss I am (unlike others), you will be accepted and protected, as any other of my minions! The only thing you'll have to do is let me boss you around of course! Mwe he he he.

 

But... If you're not interested and don't accept, I must instead give you an advice... Don't. Don't accept the torture that Norland wants to inflict upon you. It's not your fault, it was never your fault, you don't need to suffer for things that escape your control. The fools that want to inflict this upon you seem to forget that it's because this kind of cruel things that some of you end up in really bad places. It's NOT your fault.

 

Escape, there are places out there that can accept your kind without unnecessary torment: I've seen your people in Cerulia for example, I don't know if they still accept you in Junmura. And Aldunn... If they still accept you I don't feel confident in that being a thing for much time, but I could be mistaken. Anyways, please, don't accept their terms, you will either die for nothing, or turn into a tool for them to use.

 

At last, I just want to say that, if you're angry while reading this, salty by my words and opinions even if I'm just saying what I'm seeing... Please, do send me a letter so I can make fun of you! MWA HA HA HA HA!!! I'm so handsome and great!!!

 

The GRAND Count Dementio out!

 

PD: I'm not good or anything!!! Just having some mercy, okay!?!? I just want new minions!!! Yes!!! THAT!!!

Edited December 28, 2025 by Sr_Dimentio

[PotatoFan117 393]

Uncle Hick eyes widens as he read it "well. . . . . Dementio you have finally suprised me in a good way. . . . or would it be evil way in your sense?" the elder pondered as he rested in his wheelchair

[simatra 373]

"That mischievous gentleman has done it again!" declares the Darkstalker, "Such an evil cause, trying to get innocent people to stand up against tyrants. What devilish plan will he come up with next?"

[Little_Kitty48 19]

Sylvia grins as she read the note. He was an 'evil', yet merciful man. She also enjoyed his point about Cerulia "I agree. Norland has lost its honour for not just actively siding with the empire and its tyrannical ruler. But for also the treatment of cursed children." She hummed "While I am a guard of Cerulia the doom troop will always be welcome in Cerulia, even if they can be a little bit troublesome at times" She grinned playfully "They keep things interesting" she concluded "Plus, in my opinion anyone with this stance on cursed children should be welcome in Cerulia" She smiled, letting the familiar black and white feathers wrap around the note, sending it into her voidal pocket

[Smoketheknight 285]

The countess laughs pompously "Oh please~ We are villains, not monsters!"

 

[DevilPaws 32]

Onyx sat on the floor of the apartment, flipping through the notes and missives he had collected over the last few days with mild exhaustion creeping up on him. Only to find the one dropped upon him earlier. "..Heh..." Amusing, and a positive piece of news at least. Thank you DOOM troupe for being super evil and accepting (because evil) in these trying times.

He lets the sleep take him for the time being, this is something nice to think about for now.

[fizzyquack 564]

"F#CK YEAH DEMENTIO! WE GONNA BE BADASS ENTERTAINERS AND HEROS! HELL YEAH!"

Says the Grand Evildoer of Pink, who clearly does not take evil seriously. The 'aheral would then cackle- and skip along, singing a tune about collecting imperial bones.

[Sr_Dimentio 586]

8 minutes ago, fizzyquack said:

"F#CK YEAH DEMENTIO! WE GONNA BE BADASS ENTERTAINERS AND HEROS! HELL YEAH!"

Says the Grand Evildoer of Pink, who clearly does not take evil seriously. The 'aheral would then cackle- and skip along, singing a tune about collecting imperial bones.

 

The count would sneeze "Huh? Weird... I have the sensation someone called me a hero... Well! I must continue my plans to plunge this world into chaos and destroy every HOPE and DREAM of descendants! Just because I'm a jerk! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA-" he took a sip from the #1 EVIL Boss his daughter Villaina made him, before resuming his evil laugh "MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! And no hero will stop me!!! Right Squeakington!?" the creature saluted "Yes Boss!!!"

 

Edited December 28, 2025 by Sr_Dimentio

[Hungy 66]

Learza heeds this missive as she practices her newly learned skills in Templarism. 

"You know. . . He might be the only darkspawn of any kind i would never dare raise my blade against." 

She chuckled. Not knowing herself if she is serious or not as she aurablasted another flashbang in the middle of her home. 

" . . . I shall always remain a fan first!" 

[Vertigo_Round 332]

Salem saw the slip of paper happily sat in her birds beak, opening it with a sigh. At first she let out a chuckle, remembering her 'friendly encounters' with the troupe, before reading further. At first it was in casual interest, but before long she realized she might just be a fan of the man she nearly killed for being evil. Trust a pirate to like someone that's against a tyrant.

 

Not long after, she muttered to her bird once more, "I need ter give that crazy bastard er handshake, don't I?"

 

(Ooc note: PLEASE CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW COLOURED TEXT WORKS  -Vertigo, xoxo)

[Sr_Dimentio 586]

4 hours ago, Vertigo_Round said:

Salem saw the slip of paper happily sat in her birds beak, opening it with a sigh. At first she let out a chuckle, remembering her 'friendly encounters' with the troupe, before reading further. At first it was in casual interest, but before long she realized she might just be a fan of the man she nearly killed for being evil. Trust a pirate to like someone that's against a tyrant.

 

Not long after, she muttered to her bird once more, "I need ter give that crazy bastard er handshake, don't I?"

 

(Ooc note: PLEASE CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW COLOURED TEXT WORKS  -Vertigo, xoxo)

Spoiler

On the options above, the A option

 

 

Edited December 29, 2025 by Sr_Dimentio

[Ardory 2978]

Soxton Boomstitch saw the missive and yells into the sky in dramatic fashion,

 

“CURSE YOU DOOM TROUUUUPE!”

Let it be known that Soxton did not even read the contents, he just saw the flag.

[Smoketheknight 285]

4 hours ago, Astrophysical said:

Soxton Boomstitch saw the missive and yells into the sky in dramatic fashion,

 

“CURSE YOU DOOM TROUUUUPE!”

Let it be known that Soxton did not even read the contents, he just saw the flag.

 

Valid crashout, we are just so fancy and cool ~