What's your best pun?

[Wand 1220]

Hi, it's my birthday
What's your best pun?

[Random 1690]

Happy Birthday!
 

"Two hunters meet - both are dead"

 

(only works in German)

[Rayalia 537]

In rp, in response to literally any pun Feanor makes despite it being far to overused:

that was very SLYvaeri of you.

 

ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D :D :D

[FadedMoonlight 450]

https://longestjokeintheworld.com
Its somewhere in there

[i.uomini 2552]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

 

Not a pun; but a joke that gets me every time;
Two muffins are baking in an oven.
One muffin says: "It sure is hot in here, isnt it?"
The other muffin says: "OH GOODNESS, A TALKING MUFFIN?!?!"

[Holyland 3650]

A man named Bart walks into a bar,

The bartender chops off his head with an axe. 

[KeiaTypeBeat 3276]

Happy birthday. 

@Sorceriowas the best pun (I knew him as pundi)

[HugoAntero 1962]

i never knew my real ladder

[Songwitch 1832]

I have none but when I read the post's title it reminded me of you, then I noticed YOU made this post... 

[sapphic_spidy 1089]

what does a transmasculine book look for in nonsurgical gender affirming care...

 

good binding...