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It is slightly heartwarming that so far two of our vassals did not betray us and join the empire even though it would have probably been better for them.

 

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Elsbeth would be cleaning ashes from her dress and carrying a satchel with her things, just after witnessing the destruction of her shire. "One beautiful tradition, let the Empire and 'em grumpy bigguns build whatever the fock they want in a crater."

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"OH MY KNOX ANOTHER CANONBALL HIT THE PUMPKIN PATCH" 

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"Is this the fabled Thanium Nuke in action?!" 

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Tears are spilled by a Fenn, such whimsy destroyed so quickly.

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"T'is jus' like ol' Brandybrook blowin' up. May Amberdell be remembered well" states the Thain of Amberdell, Isabelle Applebrook.

 

"T'is just ah village though, there'll be more"

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Holy Ser Valithael af Bene Lisse turned towards her boss and his brother as they viewed a painting captured of the ruins, a wolfish smirk having taken to her features. Atop of the hideous craters that marred the landscapes like poxmarks on a maiden's face, she cycled through a number of models: a chapel, a statue of Emperor Hadrian holding hands most lovingly with the Tar, a burger joint and a vast manor to house Jerry's massive wealth.

 

"..I'd thank them for clearing the land for us if they weren't such insufferable and frankly puntable creatures."

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Helped escort and guide the hobbits into the mountain, setting up shelter where they could find it. It began to get cramped in the mountain, but they were glad for the loyalty. The Urguani and her vassals stick in solidarity with the evil that is the Empire of Man. 

3 hours ago, Beardicuss said:
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It is slightly heartwarming that, so far, two of our vassals have not betrayed us and joined the empire, even though it would probably have been better for them.

 

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Make that 3 (Humans, Musin, Hobbits), our eyes now fall to us, Cerulia and Sol...

 

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A laird in Norland observes the news, he hopes the Halflings are well. He still awaits a letter.

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