KURAI-KUNI FALLS. . .

[Fishy 2709]

 

 

Dated 20XX

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THE HELVETS DOMAIN RISES

Hear ye, hear ye. . .

Let it be known that hereafter, the Kurai-Kuni Shugonate, is hereby dissolved and replaced with the HELVETS DOMAIN, to be lorded over by LORD HONDA HELVETS and his heirs. All talk of ‘katana’ is to be replaced with ‘sword.’ Our state is no longer that of the farfolk, but the purest strain of Heartlandic blood. All citizens are hereby ordered to take on proper Heartlandic names, such as John, George, and Thomas.

It is hereby declared to be a HEARTLAND BOY SUMMER

By the way, we are now a part of the Empire.

 

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Signed, Lord HONDA HELVETS, Lord of the House of Helvets, King of Kaedrin, Duke of Cathalon, Earl of Lemon Hill, Count of Angren, and Captain and Defender of Liberty.


 

[Reckless Banzai Screamer 15456]

Admiral Kato Ena stabs his sword into his stomach and carves at his innards sputtering blood “curse you pink witch…let’s finish this in hell” Before unceremoniously collapsing on the floor.

[Truppler 124]

A certain high-elf retrieved the letter and slipped into her quarters, her gaze scanning the parchment - only to pause, blinking in faint confusion at its contents. "Yare yare..." she then sighed

[Riot 743]

Spoiler

HELLLL YESSSSSSSSS

 

Kat the Ness Evergreen looks around in confusion walking over and reading accidently falling off a cliff never to be found again.


Somewhere else a Hobbit Was stabed to death his Hardcore mode PK clause getting the better of him 

 

[Gunna 8]

Say on kirk its true

[Customable 304]

The Oscillit considers taking up chain smoking as a hobby.

[Vertigo_Round 328]

Spoiler

Maybe the empire winning was a good thing, please be real

 

[KidKrinkles 2043]

what the freak!!!!!!

[Urrufu 22]

[Fishy 2709]

I am Godfrey's strongest soldier. 

[Wolfy-D 466]

A man laughs from beyond the grave "I told you so. . . I've waited far too long to be able to say that"

[Turnipian 203]

say onkirk right now @Fishy

[Security_ 2287]

“Lectah”  ⚔️🔥🗡️

[ScreamingDingo 20568]

The newly rebranded Sorvian Monk, John Smith, focuses on his peasant forge. Making the very best longswords for the new domain of Kaedrin.

 

 

[Britannicvs 2508]

LEMON HILL ARISES!!!