Da Uzg Kaktuz

[Blawharag 277]

Blawharag has officially finished growing the World Cactus! The marvel of modern day magic is a testament to the strength and pride of the Orcs. With weeks and weeks of growing, blood, sweat, intense all nighter growing sessions and more blood. Lots, and lots, and lots more blood. After sacrificing precious items and equipment, and literally roughly a thousand minas all to appease the cactus, the deed has finally been done.

The Cactus not only as a challenge for Orcs to prove their strength, but also as a font for shaman power. Before the cactus was even finished growing, the power it radiated was still enough for Blawharag to finished casting back the creeping forest and give ground to the desert. I have even heard reports of the Wargoth being able to fly and spew great swaths of sand! All can bask in the power of this great feat! For it is Krug's own fist incarnate!

Fur Krugzpaw! Fur da Wargoth! Glozag Votar!

[Urahra 5781]

((I think the real question is: are you going to mate with it? You told me you were going to mate with it.))

[Blawharag 277]

((already did. 7 times in fact. Still without child, but I'm working on it, give it time.

Whats the gestation time for a cactus-orc halfbreed? still 9 months? or shorter? Are cactus also green because of Iblees fire? Or will the child be doubly green? Once for fire once for cactus. Also, the child shall have spines and do half a heart of damage to all that try to push him off a wall or otherwise strike him with a melee weapon.))

[Urahra 5781]

((I'm not sure if cacti can get pregnant. But if it can, your baby will be beyond awesome. I'm gonna be an aunt! <3 ))

[Ned Lud 1260]

((Cacti are the war boners that fallen orcish warriors, buried in the sand, get when they see how sweaty and badass the War Nation has become. This Uzg Kaktuz is huge, it can only be Krug's "fist" incarnate.))

[Slic3man 484]

So, Blaw me and you should make a cult for the cactus soon...

[Lexperiments 18]

DAT IS A BIG CACTUS.

[firespirit44 1323]

((I did wonder why there was a giant cactus in Sanjezeal. And I died after I saw Urara ask if you were gonna mate the thing))

[Urahra 5781]

((We already worship cacti. Mogroka said so.))

[Vert 0]

((Cacti are the war boners that fallen orcish warriors, buried in the sand, get when they see how sweaty and badass the War Nation has become. This Uzg Kaktuz is huge, it can only be Krug's "fist" incarnate.))

((pffffbahahahaha

Can the orc word for cactus be "war boner" from now on?

please!?))

[shields12347 133]

*stares up at the cactus as his jaw slowly lowers

A marvellous structure indeed! none other than an orc could create such a wonder!

[Danny 2232]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.