Austin 697 Share Posted November 21, 2011 (Wait why are we inducing this war petyr are you rping an orc now?) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sultan 3953 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Oi Lat be Nub going to war, wed anyash me Kloomp lat back to were lat came if lat tink he can go over my 'aed. Lat be needing to blah wed me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petyr 485 Author Share Posted November 21, 2011 *Orgrak'Dom turns to catch a glance of a stout shape sprinting towards Kal'Urguan as fast as its little legs can carry it* ...GET DA STOUT!!! FER KRUG!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acornlad 206 Share Posted November 21, 2011 ((I think this is the start of the final war, the events that spiral down to the end of aegis...)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecoLamb 959 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Mirabelle tilts her head, ears twitching as she listens "Mm.. I don't know much about the Dom clan, however I think I'd much rather fight with the humans. They're a bit more fun to skin and butcher, and the meat tastes better.. Plus I tend to get a bit drunk off dwarven meat.. But a meal is a meal." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petyr 485 Author Share Posted November 21, 2011 (Wait why are we inducing this war petyr are you rping an orc now?) OOC: Partially because of the Hidden Scroll showing that dwarves betrayed orcs during the war against Iblees, partially because Urara finally finished The Story of Dom, and partially for some good orcish fun! Yeah, I'm an orc right now. Oi Lat be Nub going to war, wed anyash me Kloomp lat back to were lat came if lat tink he can go over my 'aed. Lat be needing to blah wed me. Oi! Me never be tinkin' dat me deceive da Mogroka. Me just be callin' da bruddahs ta klompin' so dey can be ready when latz tell dem klomp stouts! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flynn 31 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Ehh, such a shame. If ye attack us, thee Al'Kazararar market er whatever ye call it will be 'ull of green Mina pouches fer sale thee next day. Me actually be quite lukin' ferwerd ta smashin' an erk's skull in wit me axe. And ta add insult ta injury, pissin' in his mate's skull. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acornlad 206 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Mirabelle tilts her head, ears twitching as she listens "Mm.. I don't know much about the Dom clan, however I think I'd much rather fight with the humans. They're a bit more fun to skin and butcher, and the meat tastes better.. Plus I tend to get a bit drunk off dwarven meat.. But a meal is a meal." Exactly! Dere much more fun ta fight! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petyr 485 Author Share Posted November 21, 2011 Exactly! Dere much more fun ta fight! After we be avengin' n klompin' da stouts, den we can eat da humies! We can be usin' da stout bones as weapons den! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acornlad 206 Share Posted November 21, 2011 After we be avengin' n klompin' da stouts, den we can eat da humies! We can be usin' da stout bones as weapons den! Eh, dun be so qwik ta judge, da Warlord blah "nub war". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petyr 485 Author Share Posted November 21, 2011 If ta Warlord blah nub war, den nub war be. *shrugs* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonEbs 1224 Share Posted November 21, 2011 ((We need a meme, ''shortest war in aegis'' Why can there never be any interacial wars on the server!)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acornlad 206 Share Posted November 21, 2011 ((We need a meme, ''shortest war in aegis'' Why can there never be any interacial wars on the server!)) ((Lol, there will probably be war, but not till the weekend)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slic3man 484 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Da Lurs nub be happy bout dis, Dom be rizin ub again den dere be some fightin' t' go on. Skahin Dom preachah screamin' all ovah da capital today, me says we silence em. Da dwarves share us love fah ale, and da Warlord be sayin nub war. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecoLamb 959 Share Posted November 21, 2011 "I really don't approve of orcs fighting each other.. there are too few of us right now. We should be making cubs and training, not fighting a war that gets us nothing but a few good meals and maybe a few dead orcs. If ya wanna klomp, we have two arenas. And I'm going to start sponsoring Craotor's tournaments soon so look forward to that! If you want ale, Both Thore and Craotor have wonderful little inns, they have food as well. And if you want a home cooked meal.. well.. I'm not the best, but I love to care for my people in any way I can. I'm more than happy to cook the meat I am brought by my beloved orcs, be it bull, bird, boar, or even a dwarf or two~ There are a few halfling recipes I wanted to try.." Mirabelle wanders off, mumbling to herself about what kind of spices would go well with halfling.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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