Mogroka's Son

[Bawg 494]

((Aww but I wanted to dunk them in pigs blood and hang them just out of reach of a few hundred starved wolves, then sit there and sip tea with Bog until you decided to let them down))

((We can do that when i get my villian app, imma make them do so much labor, that i will be rich within a few months...))

[_pok_ 1768]

((Honestly, I could do it....however it would be the third time I changed characters... I guess I'll think about it.))

[Austin 697]

Mogroka said he wanted one hundred cubs, and Mirabelle is very happy to give him as many as she can. So who knows how many young Gorkils will be running around for poor Thore to cubsit.

And I think you might have to pay for a reroll Lokria

Oh god no... *Cries in corner*

[DecoLamb 959]

Watch it Thore, Ciar might come back to make more cubs as well! Better start a cubsitting service!

[_pok_ 1768]

500 minas PER cub.

[Lexperiments 18]

That's some pricy service, Thore will be rich.

[DecoLamb 959]

Hmm.. does Mira get a discount since she's obviously your favorite orc ever? That or she can just pitch you into the throne room with them and lock the door...

Imagine it, Thore.. one hundred little cubs.. all running at you roaring their little squeaky baby roars and they cut their baby tusks on you..

MUAHAHAHAAAA

[Austin 697]

((*sits down and cries at the thought of it and begins to think why he ever chose to be Kheshig*))[Kidding]

[Blawharag 277]

You are going to hate having Blawharag and Gragarn as brothers. Did you know you have a third brother? Yup, thats right. See what happened to him? Nope, you didn't. Because he isn't around anymore to see. Better get real tough real fast bud. Because "taking it easy" and "mercy" were words that never applied to the brothers that beat the skah out of each other on a regular basis just because they are bored.

[◥▶◀◤мσкѕнα / ƒιѕну◥▶◀◤ 43]

To whoever plays Krug

Imma break all your toys

[Samson Option 9652]

(OOC: Oh Yeah Mogroka and Deco, that is why my character is celibate, so I dont have my men running daycare services :P)

[DecoLamb 959]

((Gimmie some ale and and some mood music..I have to tame Gauis again.))

[shields12347 133]

[[oooooooouuuuu possible drama^ gaius is gettin with the warlords mate? oh no he didn't!

[Samson Option 9652]

I like where this is going, lemme give the beginnin music :P) :lol: :lol:

[shields12347 133]

I was thinking this would be more appropriate music