Orkid's Potion Emporium

[AllenTheGreat 286]

*While walking along one of the Message Boards found in most cities, you see a small weathered parchment nailed into one of the edges. The top of the title reads "Orkid's Potion Emporium (For all your Alchemist Needs)." There appears to be many crossed out words, and fresh ink written on the note, and it's quite apparent the author is always changing parts of the notice.*

'ello all you peoples out dere! You beh needin' Potions? I got potions, and dey be deh realleh cheap yuns! I 'ave many potion type, certain type beh costin' more den deh othas. Also, for deh 100 more Minas, I can upgrade yet potion, to beh lastin' longer, yet not beh deh potent as normal. Or beh very potent, but not dat long, to make eh potion explode and splash around, dat beh 600 extra Minas.

Basic Potions - 300 Minas:

Speedeh Potion (Swiftness)

Weaklin' Potion (Potion of Weakness)

Orcish Potion (Potion of Strength)

Advanced Potions - 1,000 Minas:

Wound 'ealing Potion (Instant Heal)

Wound makin' potion (Instant Damage)

Fire stoppin' Potion (Fire resistance)

Upgrades for Potions - Cost + Upgrade Cost

Longa (yet weaka) potions - 100 Minas

Strongeh Potions (yet eh shorter span of life) - 100 Minas

Bery explodey potions - 600 Minas

Dere beh more of deh potion comin' when I gather deh Material. Time to get meh fishin' pole!

*The writing here is crossed out. Some parts can still be read through the repeated strike-throughs it.*

I...e sellin' more ...... 'spensive, I no say what dey ....y not beh cheap, ... ... negotiate 'ere.

I reserve deh right to refuse customers, and refuse to answer questions about meh methods of creation.

[Antharin 90]

Where is this shop located?

[AllenTheGreat 286]

Where is this shop located?

Sadly, do to some "difficulties" and "misgivin" with previous Guards, Deh location will not be made public, but I shall create a place of meetin' area for deh transaction dat I beh doin' 'ere. Den bring deh supplies necessary, dey just need beh tellin' meh what potions dey be requiren'.

[Golden_Harvest_Richards 37]

I need to buy rare potion materials. Send me a bird please.

[williewonka01 45]

Is there any way ye could sell sum 'ov th' materials ta make such potions? I lack a few that I need at get ta finish my training.

[AllenTheGreat 286]

Eh Bird? I don't 'ave eny Birds, I ate all of meh chickens. But leave eh note when you 'ill beh vailable and I'll give yeh a place eh meetin'. To deh otha person, Theh materials, dey not beh normal 'uns, and as such... I'll beh discussin' dis, if ja can, 'ead to deh Alras Gate, I'll beh dere in not a too long.

[Golden_Harvest_Richards 37]

I'm there.

[AllenTheGreat 286]

I 'es'eald up on deh road, and couldn't make it to deh area mehself'd planned for ehs to beh meetin'. But due some of deh misgivins, dere beh no more materials of dis rare value.

[someguy45187 29]

I'd like teh buy a Wound 'ealin potion.

[AllenTheGreat 286]

I'd like teh buy a Wound 'ealin potion.

'ow many of dese would ja like to beh 'aving?

[｡◕‿‿◕｡ Hawk Whitestorm 715]

((The potions are ridiculously OP. "Opps, about to die, let me take a potion of instant healing!". "Hmm, I want some diamond armor. Let me throw several harming potions at someone in diamond armor! Yay, no death message, and he can't prove anything!". "Opps, looks like I'm trapped by lava! No matter, I'll just take a fire resistance potion and get out of this!" There is no RP reason you can suddenly swim in lava. Just pointing that out ;)

Could I buy some nether warts off of you... :D ))

[Trazier 115]

((people blinking through the air, conjuring prisons out of nothing, creating fireball or calling down lightning... don't bat an eye... BUT MAGIC DRINKS?!?!?!?!? NO RP! WTF! BLARRRRGH!!!... )):

Might I inquire as to the strength of your wound creating and banishing potions?

Also, can the wound fixing potion, be made to explode? Could you throw it into a group of people to heal them? Perhaps as a counter to a exploding damage one? I'm just theorizing uses here. I am interested in acquiring all sorts of arcana since learning about these ender pearl things...

[AllenTheGreat 286]

Might I inquire as to the strength of your wound creating and banishing potions?

Also, can the wound fixing potion, be made to explode? Could you throw it into a group of people to heal them? Perhaps as a counter to a exploding damage one? I'm just theorizing uses here. I am interested in acquiring all sorts of arcana since learning about these ender pearl things...

I can beh increasin' deh strength of deh Potions for 'eh... 100 Minas exter, but to make dem Explode, I recentrelly learned a pehific state of potion dat will cause dem to splash around, gettin' on deh peoples by deh point of 'plosion. But dis take very very rare materials. Dis cost 600 Minas exter.

*Quickly scribbles some more writing onto the paper.*