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*Laughs as he hears the Warmistress speak"

Aye, ye may 'ave caught me in yer farm but a eshcaped unlike t'a otha buffoons! yer man ur weak jus like yer nation an rashe! a killed nearly all of yer army by t'a one swing of me blade. Urguan 'as aided me in t'is battle against ye greenshkin bashtards, and 'ave been showin ma abilities defiantly, ye'll feel t'a force of me blade ashwell!

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*Laughs as he hears the Warmistress speak"

Aye, ye may 'ave caught me in yer farm but a eshcaped unlike t'a otha buffoons! yer man ur weak jus like yer nation an rashe! a killed nearly all of yer army by t'a one swing of me blade, Malin 'as aided me in t'is battle against ye greenshkin bashtards, and 'ave been showin ma abilities defiantly, ye'll feel t'a force of me blade ashwell!

Stupid dunt even know iz fadders name, Malin is da elfs fadder.

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(( ahahahhah Mogroka :P, i ment to say Urguan, i posted that like at 8am before i went to school, really tired so yeh i ment Urguan not Malin *facepalms hard* ))

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Actually.. I have a better idea. How about lat comes over, and becomes my pet? Tiny things like you always have the most ADORABLE little quirks. I mean when you were stomping about in your little tantrum... so sweet and cute my tusk almost rotted away. Im sure we can get lat a collar made and a little bowl and bed down in the kitchen.

Would lat like that~? Latz own little beddy bye~? Myuhuhuhu... I cant wait to feed lat up, the cubs will have so much fun playing with their new pet.

Ah... I just hope dwarves come housebroken... I better get the newspaper just to make sure...

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Hur hur, Warmistrizz latz to kind 'ta dis stikin' stout. I say we klomp da stout down so 'e even smaller den 'e was.

*laughs*

Well if we make him any smaller how will I find him to teach him tricks? Besides, he onlu acts that way because he hasnt been trained yet.

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Well little things are always the cutest, right?

Tiny baby tusks, elf girls, young wolves, this dwarf throwing a tantrum.

I mean.. why not?

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Me tink we maybe put dis one in da breeding fields, let him milk da bulls wit dem tiny little hands ob his.

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Maybee duh stout wanted tuu get in sah pasture wiff fah cows so he could say hello to his mommo and lifemate?

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Lucas remembers being told about Krazy Karl, the Orcslayer by Mogroka and Thorik, then sees this. Jaw slowly drops wondering "How the hell...is this guy still alive...?"

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The skaher runs like halfling from cooking pot he never flat us becuz he always runs

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Actually.. I have a better idea. How about lat comes over, and becomes my pet? Tiny things like you always have the most ADORABLE little quirks. I mean when you were stomping about in your little tantrum... so sweet and cute my tusk almost rotted away. Im sure we can get lat a collar made and a little bowl and bed down in the kitchen.

Would lat like that~? Latz own little beddy bye~? Myuhuhuhu... I cant wait to feed lat up, the cubs will have so much fun playing with their new pet.

Ah... I just hope dwarves come housebroken... I better get the newspaper just to make sure...

(( I'll be your pet... ))

Argh! Why do so many of these nasty people fight one another? It's madness, madness I say!

*continues to skin and gut the still living halfling on the table*

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We dwarves are small so we can stab yer legs and drag yer away and throw yer in ta lava pits! (Atleast that's what I think :D)

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(( this is the parr where I give Fawkes bedroom eyes and Mogroka kills him X3 ll

(( I'm too good at powergaming banning killing stuff for that. Besides, I'm currently cooking enough halfling for two... ))

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