Charles_Grimlie 1072 Share Posted June 16, 2012 *Parchments hang around the cities throughout the Dwarvish lands warning the Dwarves of the imminent attack the Emperor Kjell Plans to commit to claim back his recent losses.* Da Orks 'ave claimed ta ruins ov Volvokrim an' plan tuh demolish da town ov Marble 'ill in da Dawnstead lands! In retaliation tuh such manner Ah Paragon Kjell Ire'eart, plan tuh Amass a Army tuh attack near by da ruins ta claim our lands an' guuds! We shall rally in un day frum now an' attack wifin' da end ov da week! ((1 hour from now)) We shall march tuh victory! An' we shall claim our losses. We are sons ov Urguan, We are sons ov Stone! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alakabam 582 Share Posted June 16, 2012 *walks into the warroom and screams troughout it* Tha Goldhands will be present! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
no longer active 734 Share Posted June 16, 2012 ((Could you please push it back a bit longer? This is pretty short notice)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bov61 32 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Me thought of a way to protect Marble Hill. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy 2466 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Me thought of a way to protect Marble Hill. Speak up lad! We need te 'ear it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bov61 32 Share Posted June 17, 2012 It will involve in a loss of a loife. We 'ave one person in the meadary with some decoys. Everyone isle is hidden in the house underground. Well we line the meadery with with enough TNT to blow it sky high and the person lures them into it with archery then boom. Then everyone else charges to take out the stragglers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phelrin 60 Share Posted June 17, 2012 ((Not really the place to be talking strategy guys. You don't know what Orc may be reading this :-? )) It has come to me attention that many of our Dwarves are not properly condition fer the fighting of Orcs. We need te be training the softer members of our militia if we even want te think about winning dis war. Perhaps a group can be organized te fight off dose beast dat are taking oer Asulon by night. It would be good training fer all of us te prepare Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diri/GreenKoopaBros 58 Share Posted June 17, 2012 The Elf couldn't help but overhear Olafs idea, eyes widening "B-Blow up the Meadery!? But...I..." Going quiet, the elf frowned, not wanted everyone to think he was against fighting the Orcs. Thinking about his house being blown up and having to move into Mount Ire with the Others gave him the chills. "I...If it would take care of those orcs. Living underground..might...not be so bad." He said, smiling a bit nervously, until he remembered Olafs "sacrifice" part of the plan. "Wait, just who were you thinking of Sacrificing for this great plan of yours? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses \A/ Irongut 2 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Bloodeh 'ell, can ye think o' no better way ta' ensure ta' bait's safeteh? Jus' use a trap door er' sumthin'! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Bloodeh 'ell, can ye think o' no better way ta' ensure ta' bait's safeteh? Jus' use a trap door er' sumthin'! Das a gud idea! W'en 'e lights up de charges he can jump down a pit. Moite 'urt a littul, but 'e won't die dat way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bov61 32 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Teh Paragon will nae allow tis plan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoTo 610 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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