Call Tuh War!

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

*Parchments hang around the cities throughout the Dwarvish lands warning the Dwarves of the imminent attack the Emperor Kjell Plans to commit to claim back his recent losses.*

Da Orks 'ave claimed ta ruins ov Volvokrim an' plan tuh demolish da town ov Marble 'ill in da Dawnstead lands! In retaliation tuh such manner Ah Paragon Kjell Ire'eart, plan tuh Amass a Army tuh attack near by da ruins ta claim our lands an' guuds! We shall rally in un day frum now an' attack wifin' da end ov da week! ((1 hour from now)) We shall march tuh victory! An' we shall claim our losses.

We are sons ov Urguan, We are sons ov Stone!

[Alakabam 582]

*walks into the warroom and screams troughout it*

Tha Goldhands will be present!

[no longer active 734]

((Could you please push it back a bit longer? This is pretty short notice))

[bov61 32]

Me thought of a way to protect Marble Hill.

[Skippy 2466]

Me thought of a way to protect Marble Hill.

Speak up lad! We need te 'ear it!

[bov61 32]

It will involve in a loss of a loife. We 'ave one person in the meadary with some decoys. Everyone isle is hidden in the house underground. Well we line the meadery with with enough TNT to blow it sky high and the person lures them into it with archery then boom. Then everyone else charges to take out the stragglers.

[Phelrin 60]

((Not really the place to be talking strategy guys. You don't know what Orc may be reading this :-? ))

It has come to me attention that many of our Dwarves are not properly condition fer the fighting of Orcs. We need te be training the softer members of our militia if we even want te think about winning dis war. Perhaps a group can be organized te fight off dose beast dat are taking oer Asulon by night. It would be good training fer all of us te prepare

[Diri/GreenKoopaBros 58]

The Elf couldn't help but overhear Olafs idea, eyes widening "B-Blow up the Meadery!? But...I..." Going quiet, the elf frowned, not wanted everyone to think he was against fighting the Orcs. Thinking about his house being blown up and having to move into Mount Ire with the Others gave him the chills. "I...If it would take care of those orcs. Living underground..might...not be so bad." He said, smiling a bit nervously, until he remembered Olafs "sacrifice" part of the plan. "Wait, just who were you thinking of Sacrificing for this great plan of yours?

[Ulysses \A/ Irongut 2]

Bloodeh 'ell, can ye think o' no better way ta' ensure ta' bait's safeteh? Jus' use a trap door er' sumthin'!

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

Bloodeh 'ell, can ye think o' no better way ta' ensure ta' bait's safeteh? Jus' use a trap door er' sumthin'!

Das a gud idea! W'en 'e lights up de charges he can jump down a pit. Moite 'urt a littul, but 'e won't die dat way.

[bov61 32]

Teh Paragon will nae allow tis plan

[KoTo 610]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.