Kickstarted and Running 965 Share Posted July 11, 2012 *Bingo the Goblin... First Goblin hand grenade, and disfigured survivor of countless battles against the Dwarves, sat in his hole. As he sat, under his hole in the sands, he tinkered. Gunpowder and explosives were his passion, and he was an expert on them. He had seen in his life, countless Govlins turned down for battle because they were too short. This angered him, and he wanted to change this. It was the last battle he would ever fight in. TNT was strappe to his fanatical form, and as he Dwarves approached, he was lit, and hurled, screaming at the Dwarves. As the TNT blew up, he smiled. He had done his duty to Krug, and the Orcs. But he awoke, hours later. It seemed the TNT fell off, and he was shielded from most of the blast from a Dwarven corpse. He made the long journey back to the War Uzg, and into his hole, broken and battered. He would never fight for Krug again... The little Govlin was not dishearted however. He saw the damage the Bingo Grenade, as he called it, had done to the Dwarves, and he begun his plans. The problem was holding the Goblins. A belt was made. It straps over the chest of the Orc, and Goblins are strapped onto it. The model was designed, now to present it...* He walked up to the Rex, and dropped the belt and his plans. Lookin the Rex in he eye, he spoke with no fear. "Rex! Mi Bingo day Gobbo. Mi tinkin, an mi tink up dis. Gobbo belt!" He shows the Rex the belt, and how it works. "Gobbo gu in id, an Uruk throw Gobbo-Bomb! Gobbo go bwoom bwoom! Dis gud?" He stood and looked at the Rex, his disfigured face, smiling, with flesh burned off of it, and scabbard over. He awaited the Rex's approval. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldrim 1422 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Gromgok nods his head in approval as he eyes the Goblin's scars, squinting his right eye as he lets out a grunt in response, he clears his throat before speaking. 'Diz peep lyke bub'ozh tool tu' me, latz' should blah tu' Kukupeh, da leader ob da Gobbo Boom Boom squad, lat shud work togedder wed 'im. Gromgok smiles faintly as he is proud of the Goblin's intellectual prowess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kickstarted and Running 965 Author Share Posted July 11, 2012 *Gobbo squeals in delight, and belches, a bit of gunpowder dust coming out, and picks up his belt and runs off to find this "Kukupeh" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicWhaleShark 2488 Share Posted July 11, 2012 cackles as he sees the Goblin, muttering to whoever may be listening he says- Diz Gobbo iz jusd tuu lazieh to make di good stuffz! Mi willz nub do dis 'tupid contraption latz make. Gobbos like minez awr valuble! Latz may do eed, but latz will go boom boomz alone, unlezz some skah wishuz to joinz heem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kickstarted and Running 965 Author Share Posted July 11, 2012 cackles as he sees the Goblin, muttering to whoever may be listening he says- Diz Gobbo iz jusd tuu lazieh to make di good stuffz! Mi willz nub do dis 'tupid contraption latz make. *Snarls at the Goblin, with his half melted face, and forever open eye, bearing razor sharp teeth* "Lat nub bub'hosh Gobbo, lat nub'hosh. Mi dah Gobbo dat go bwoom bwoom! Lat dah Gobbo dat sit on latz azz!" *Bingo breathes heavily, gunpowder coming out his nostrils and mouth as he talks. He clearly has enough in him to blow up if a match were swallowed, judging from the powder coming out* "Bingo go bwoom bwoom, un flat lat an mi! Mi nub giv skah!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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