Targoth Council

[Cracker 4570]

*Gorgul ponders for a moment. He notes the disrepair of the Krughai and its lack of training. He calls to a goblin crier to shout in the goi, shrilling at the top of his lungs, summoning the officers of the Krughai for reformations and additions to the Krughai.

As the officers and Targoth pour into the Rex's Court, the Rex stands, blaring to his brothers.*

Bruddahs. We hab new agh old urukz here. It mabe tyme to do reformationz on dah Krughai.

Diz wub me tinkin.

Gahk branches uf dah Krughai.

- Uzghai (Land-Army)

- Vaudhai (Sneak-Army)

- Dalghai (Wave-Army / Navy)

Deze armiez be trained in different waiz, wid different objectivez agh goalz. Different leaders lead'em. We alzo neeb our Targothz more aktive, keep dah runtz agh brutes in line...

Wub latz tinkin, bruddahz of dah Krughai?

[craotor 617]

Walks in the Rex palace and talks about the ideas he gave to Gorgul earlier

Oi me dinkz id shuld wurk like diz.We peep at uruk agh ib we peep a bubhosh zneaky uruk we recruit him az a skout.When he trainedz az a skout agh be bubhosh we promote him tu...... Uruk Komandoz!!Da uruk komandoz be da stealthier agh da ash dat gu behind enemiz linez agh klomp da enemy frum da bak.

Da uruk Komandoz paint deire faze wib blak kauze blak makez lats sneakier agh dey paint deire buutz red kauze red dingz gu faztar

[Cracker 4570]

*savors Craotor's words, nodding*

Diz am lyke mah idea of dah Vaudhai, dey wuuld be lyke dah sneaky forciez of dah army, doin strike teamz agh skah. Agh me lyke dah painting det am smart...tough me nub gruk wai latz am eldur.

Craotor, doez latz tink latz am sneakeh enuff fur dah Vaudhai? Mabe eben dah blah uf Vaudgothz.

We wyll need rankz fur diz, ef it am implaced.

[Austin 697]

Skah branching, wi stay az wun ahg uze stryke teemz

[bungo 3965]

Bungo quickly walks out of Gorgul's Living Quarters inside of the Rex Palace. He has one hand inside of his nose and the other flailing about. He continues to repeat the phrase of "Bungo" as he walks behind Gorgul. He quickly looks up to Gorgul and says "Frangiz" as he sits upon the floor of the Palace.

[craotor 617]

Skah branching, wi stay az wun ahg uze stryke teemz

Dat ztupid az skah.We needz spezialized uruk in diferent dingz.We nub kan keep duign strike teemz kauze ash day id guna end up skah.

(The sneak army would all ahve stealth and the water one would have fishing for example)

[Jarkarll 314]

Wub de skah am diz? De Dalghai?

[Seventh / Ryan 93]

Boatman walks in, his pipe in his mouth, his eyes, blue as the waters, and he smells of the breeze of the soft seas.

"Mi am boatman."

He glares around the room, seeing if anyone would challenge him.

"Mi am da skaha dat wyll lead da Dalghai. Mi am boatman. Mi am hunourable Uruk fur mur den mozt urukz here be alyve fur. Mi am elder uruk uv da Gorkil's. Mi bled, mi pissed on skullz, mi ate halfling. Mi am Uruk. Mi am Boatman. Mi myke many shinie boutz fur uruks, agh me get latz cannon. Wub dah skah, iz dat nyt enuff fur Boatman tu be dah Skaher uv dah watyr? Mi am da proud Pral'Agon."

He stomps his foot.

"Mi am elder uruk, mi hab ulvays respected mi famly. nuw mi ask lat tu myke mi dah Boatman, uv dah Dalghai. Mi am redy tu myke lat peep dah pawah uv boatman."

He roars, glaring at the Rex, awaiting a responce.

--Seventh

[Austin 697]

Dah boatman wyll run dah shipz, but wi will nub split ub dah Krughaai intu gahk different groupz we stay az ash. But Boatman perhapz become ah WarBozz ahg hi wyll leed dah shipz in tymez uf need, Hi alzo wyll bi giben dah Warbozz titul uf Lundarbozz [boat-boss]

[craotor 617]

Dah boatman wyll run dah shipz, but wi will nub split ub dah Krughaai intu gahk different groupz we stay az ash. But Boatman perhapz become ah WarBozz ahg hi wyll leed dah shipz in tymez uf need, Hi alzo wyll bi giben dah Warbozz titul uf Lundarbozz [boat-boss]

Id be a vote kubling.Lats nub da sole rular.Bu we me sugest dat we du a trial fu diz.We find uruk whu peep like dey have bubhosh skillz in zertain areaz agh train dem in em.Ib diz wurkz by da end uf 4 muunz we implement diz in Krughai.Agh da Boatman be da unly choize tu lead da uruk shipz.

[Cracker 4570]

Hmmm...Me lyke Thore's idea, makin diz branchez Warboss inztead of whole new Targothz...

But me ztill tink it am a hosh idea to hab some skouts, some boat-menz, some brutes, yub? Me lyke da trial, we neeb to get dah Krughai mobilize again.

[craotor 617]

Oi ib me nub lead da Komandoz agh Skoutz Jarkall o Moksha zure Kan.Dey az zilent az me.

[Austin 697]

Mi blah dat if an uruk show good skillz at ash ting den when he becomes uh Grunt dah Targoths ken dezide he can gu tu ash uf dah "Special" branches.

[Jarkarll 314]

Grunts and look at Craotor and Thore

"Nub dat am nub'hosh idee. Lat muzt mayke sure dat de Grunt am trayned hoshly in war. Lat kan nub juzt pud 'im in ah zpecial skah, ven muzt ob de Krughai nebs mure trainin'."

Glares over at Boatman

"Lat vill ab latz buut skah. Bud ve muzt mayke sure lat am trayned hoshly in de art ob war. Id am nub juzt lat id am ull ob de uruks. Agh am nub supposed to eben be in 'ere lat am nub Nob or 'iya" Growls at boatman then opens his maw to speak again " Me mayke latz Nob, nub dizapoint me. Bud lat muzt shuw ub fur traynin"

Looks back over to Craotor and Thore

"Eberyash muzt furst gruk ow to klomp, agh lizten tu urdas. Ow can lat put dem in ah zpecial rank ib dey du nub lizten. Agh ezpecially sneaky branch, ib lat vunt tu be sneeky, lat muzt lizten. Train dem furst den lat kan put dem in branch."