The Book Of Three

[Kilgrim 361]

Kayne approaches Kildrim with a sulk in his step, and hands Kilgrim a small piece of paper

 

"I, Kayne Gold'and, 'ereby put me name 'doon fer a grudge because of disrespectin' and th' degradin' of me own kin. Ah put meself in Moruk Frostbeard's service until 'e deems me wortheh' of bein' 'onerable again."

 

The paper is signed with a gold seal, and a name. Kayne Goldhand

 

Ye dun need a grudge ter punish yerself ye bloiten idiot!

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

Reading over the book, Bael notices that his grudge has not yet been placed. He puts a new letter inside it.

 

 

Galrim Stormhammer. This beardling has the audacity to assail me without provocation. When I proceeded to 'educate' him on the proper respect that should be shown for his elders, he drew a sword on me and attempted to injure me severly, once again, the imbecile was outmatched, as I drew my blade, both superior in craftsmanship and material. After beating him senseless, he proceeded to insult all the Ironguts, by disrupting an important meeting between Omithiel and Hiebe in the Irongut clan hall, and disrespected the stonework of our kin with his filthy phlegm. He also challenged me again, only to be served - again. I henceforth write a grudge on this idiotic beardling until such time as he repays me for ruining my iron blade with his filthy blood and apologizes to his betters publicly. I expected better from Kjell's rabble.

 

~ Bael Tunnelsmasher

[Kilgrim 361]

Reading over the book, Bael notices that his grudge has not yet been placed. He puts a new letter inside it.

 

 

Galrim Stormhammer. This beardling has the audacity to assail me without provocation. When I proceeded to 'educate' him on the proper respect that should be shown for his elders, he drew a sword on me and attempted to injure me severly, once again, the imbecile was outmatched, as I drew my blade, both superior in craftsmanship and material. After beating him senseless, he proceeded to insult all the Ironguts, by disrupting an important meeting between Omithiel and Hiebe in the Irongut clan hall, and disrespected the stonework of our kin with his filthy phlegm. He also challenged me again, only to be served - again. I henceforth write a grudge on this idiotic beardling until such time as he repays me for ruining my iron blade with his filthy blood and apologizes to his betters publicly. I expected better from Kjell's rabble.

 

~ Bael Tunnelsmasher

Afta review of te situation 'e is to receive 50 lashes to te back from Kjell 'imself.

[TEEbrown 348]

In the stony halls of the remembrancers, the sound of a cane striking the ground in rhythm with two following footsteps can be heard echoing. The elderly remembrancer, Bazian, approaches the stony grim of his elder, Kilgrim Irongut.

 

"Greetins', brother in remembrance. As ov late, ah 'ave settled into me office 'nd shuffled things 'n order. Now ah ahm ready to begin work. Only something troubles me. It seems t'at we dun 'ave a work ethic er schedule in place. Everythin' is done at dere convince. Ah fink we should git sumfin' togedder so dat we dun fall between the cracks. Also..."

 

Bazian motions towards the empty office space.

 

"Weh are understaffed. Weh should foind ah good, elderly dwarf tew fill dis spot. Maybe ah bit ov coin would encourage candidates. Dis yah should talk wit' th' Lord's council on."

 

The old dwarf leans on his cane for balance.

 

[i couldn't find a spot to put this. So I'll just use this thread to put Remembrancer business.]