A split of clans

[Skippy 2466]

Within the Irongut District hangs a parchment upon the entrance to the District, The Irongut Clan Hall, and Tortek Irongut's Abode. It is written with elegant hand-writing, appearing as it was written by a servant not of the dwarven race. If you are curious, you approach it and read.

The Irongut Clan is now split in two!

Tortek Irongut, bane of the Former Great Clan. In his year of being clan leader, he has done nothing at all. He has brought the clan lower and lower, not recruiting clanless dwarves, hell, he isn't even here most of the time! [ He has a second character - not even an Irongut character - a Grandaxe -_- ]. He doesn't even deserve the title, either! How long has Tortek been in the clan? Nine whole years! Only nine! How does a dwarf who isn't even a veteran of a clan get the title of leader, only smithin' ****!? He doesn't even like to fight! Our leader, avoids combat! Do you want THAT as the Irongut Clan Leader? I sure hope not!

What I, Skippy Irongut, am trying to say is that Tortek is unfit for the position of clan leader. He doesn't deserve it nor does he have the time for it. We Ironguts must band together and remove his leadership, for the betterment of the clan. Please stand with me and get rid of this unworthy leader.

~Skippy Irongut

[Thrym 188]

Maellik walks up to the note and shakes his head.

"So its cum to dis eh? Ov course 'e 'asn' dun anytin'! Weh've been buseh workin' on ah coronation along wit' evereh tin' else."

Sighing Maellik shakes his head once more then turns to any who can hear him.

"Ah'll nae abandon Tortek. Ah add ma support ta 'im. Besides, at least 'e can probableh say 'ow maneh years 'e 'as been 'ere! Ah'm confused. Dis note says 'e 'as been 'ere fer 9 years den goes in in da vereh next loine ta say eight? Ah'd ratha 'ave Tortek, a smif an' da vereh dwarf 'iebe chose, den a dwarf 'ew cannae even pick ah fawkin' number!"

To emphasize, Maellik points to the section he is speaking about.

Nine whole years! Only eight!

[Bawd 222]

Ulgern drinks. Like he always does. "Eh?" He asks, his hearing failing him, as he shrugs and agrees with whatever the letter says, he doesn't actually understand it.

[Skippy 2466]

Maellik walks up to the note and shakes his head.

"So its cum to dis eh? Ov course 'e 'asn' dun anytin'! Weh've been buseh workin' on ah coronation along wit' evereh tin' else."

Sighing Maellik shakes his head once more then turns to any who can hear him.

"Ah'll nae abandon Tortek. Ah add ma support ta 'im. Besides, at least 'e can probableh say 'ow maneh years 'e 'as been 'ere! Ah'm confused. Dis note says 'e 'as been 'ere fer 9 years den goes in in da vereh next loine ta say eight? Ah'd ratha 'ave Tortek, a smif an' da vereh dwarf 'iebe chose, den a dwarf 'ew cannae even pick ah fawkin' number!"

To emphasize, Maellik points to the section he is speaking about.

[ It was a mistake in the math I did relating to how long Tortek has been in the clan - in RP it was nine, but I realized I didn't round and forgot to fix the second word eight. <_< ]

[Kilgrim 361]

Who ish goin' ter replace him? Have you even tought of talkin' ter him? Er did ye jusht jump to conclusions inshstead.

[Skippy 2466]

Who ish goin' ter replace him? Have you even tought of talkin' ter him? Er did ye jusht jump to conclusions inshstead.

He 'as never been 'round, Kilgrim.

[Thrym 188]

[ It was a mistake in the math I did relating to how long Tortek has been in the clan - in RP it was nine, but I realized I didn't round and forgot to fix the second word eight. <_< ]

((Figured but it was there so I used it. I don't feel like editing my post now so whatever. Anyone reading my post can just <insert some argument against skippy here> type thing))

EDIT:

He 'as never been 'round, Kilgrim.

W'at yeh talkin' bout!?! Ah see 'im almost evreh day! Ah bareleh see yeh doe! Per'aps its nae Tortek 'ew ain' round. Per'aps its yeh!

[Wizard 125]

Walking through the Irongut District, William sees the notice and is angered and confused.

Skippy, think about w'at ye are doin' 'ere. Splittin' t'e clan will nay do aneh good. Ah dun t'ink aneh will support ye. Right now, t'e dwarves need unity, not division.

[Thrym 188]

Maellik nods at Williams words.

"Exactleh! Skippeh, yeh say dat Tortek beh bringin' da clan lowa but by splitten it yeh weaken it even mo!"

[Jakesimonson 691]

Ah supprt yu skippeh!

[Jakesimonson 691]

Ah'll also add t'at is nae even blood uv t'e clan!

[Tortek 51]

As Tortek walks into his clan districs he notices a smal group of dwarves all around a note hanging along the wall. Tortek walks toward them, as he does he reads the note and speaks out in anger.

W'at deh feck is dis Skippeh! Did ye knuw dat w'eh Ah 'ave nut been duin anehfin wif deh caln is because Ah 'ave been 'elpin wif King 'iebe's coronation alung wif restartin deh De Great Smifin Guild dat weh unce 'ad! Ye are saehin dat Ah 'ave luwered deh clan!? Did ye nut knuw dat all nubel clans 'ave agreed dat deh will nu lunger beh addin clanless dwarves tu our clans, but unleh deh Dwarves uf bluud! Uh and noine years yeh saeh!? Ah 'ave been around since befure Maellik 'ere Ah a beard! Doug' ye are roig't dat Ah du nut luve tu foig't, since Ah am nut a feckin idiot loike yerself w'u alwaehs startin feckin conflict wif everehune even our allies! Ah 'upe ye knew dat dis will nut end well fur ye Skippeh.

Tortek then stands back from the note and tares it down. He then heads to the clan hall and tosses the note into the fire yelling out

Ah 'upe ye can 'ear meh Skippeh!

((Also Skippy I have not played my other character for over three weeks. >.>))

[CaptainBrock 254]

Brock stares at the note and mutters to himself.

Bludde' traitor!

[Aryon 679]

Valnor sighs,as he realises how idiotic Skippy is being.

"Skippeh, ye are tryin' ta tear ye clan ta pieces! Ye are an idio', an' just give 'im the position! He 'as done foine, and there be nae need ta replace him. End ye war-hungreh ways, an' leave 'im as Clan Lord o' the Ironguts!"

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

Bael Tunnelsmasher-Irongut looks up at the notice and shakes his head.

"Ah be takin' Torteksh soide. Tortek shtrikes meh as teh bett'r leader but 'e 'as dun sumfins' w'ich ah dunae agree wiv, but Skippeh ah 'ardleh ev'r see an' now 'e wishes tu go recruitin' teh clanless intu teh nobels. NAE, AH WILLNAE SHTAND FER T'AT!

If yer sherious 'bout dish Skippeh, take et up wiv Tortek - dunae break yer clan in tuu w'en 'iebe isnae 'ere fer yer own benefeet."

Bael sighs and tears down the note above Tortek's home.