Capture These Fools!

[Gorum© 623]

A note is pinned on the Dwarven Notice board.

All Dwarves whu can 'old an Axe an' weild a blade, get yer arses after these twu feckers known as " Deke " and " Rilath ". They stole th' Anvil from us, and mock our race, our power, THEY MOCK OUR 'ONOR! We will be informin' our allies about these fuuls, an' we will send them tu Dungrimm. Both ov them be scrawneh. One 'as ginger 'air, and th' other 'as about six scrawneh legs. If ye capture dem, bring them directleh tu an official an' throw dem in th' pits, a public execution will be 'eld fer dem, su everyone can see them bein' sent tu Dungrimm.

[EmeraldStag 165]

Grungron grabs and reads the note, anger rising in him.

"Oi! D'ese Fawkers Mus' pay fer wha' they 'ave done!"

[KidKrinkles 2044]

Having passed through Karik very recently, he sees it.

"I heard Rilath intends to resurrect his lover. Perhaps related, no doubt."

[Pudclud 32]

Clud laughs, what a fool Deke has been. Oh well, it'll fun to find out what happens to these two funny people.

[Skippy 2466]

Wonders how Deke, the man who doesn't lift, gets away with an anvil.

[Thrym 188]

Another note is pinned by the other, the writing obviously of a hired scribe.

These fools have stirred the anger of the Brathmordakin. Those who capture them will be publicly blessed by me, the Archbishop. It is also highly recommended by me that the weapon used to kill the dolts who dare insult our Dwarven honor be given to those who capture them, a trophy for the service paid to the nation.

Beneath the note is the personal seal of Maellik Irongut, Archbishop of the Dwarves.

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

Bael scratches his head looking at the note.

"Dey dusnae ev'n lift, 'ow dus dey ev'n steal a feckin' anvil, 'ey? An' dis 'Deke' fellow sounds loike Deke Valentoine. Ah dunnae w'at 'es doin' stealin' anvils."

[Gorum© 623]

Gorum pins another note up on the notice board.

" They 'ave been captured and are awaitin' trial. Let this be a message tu any fecker wantin' tu mess with th' dwarves, ye will be captured and dealt with in a matter ov hours. "

[Mystronghold 52]

*As he reads his brothers note, he says to himself*

Sweet.. Sweet.. Justice..

[Skippy 2466]

As he walks down the ragged stone path, Skippy's attention is captured by the highly decorated note that hangs upon a Notice Board. Leaning in closer, he is able to understand what the words say. He huffs, and backs away from the board.

"Dese tuh hooligans gunna git it!"

[SteelMarshall 190]

Thorlund Ironkeg looks at the notice board, nodding triumphantly at the success of Gorum's call to arms, and talks to himself.

"I was afraid tha' these stonewits woulda gotten away wit' it. I think us dwarves owe tha' dwarf who wrote this many thanks, an' whoever caught tae crooks 's'well. I wonner how they fit'n tah punish 'em... Somethin' that'll set an example tae any other potential scum!"

Thorlund walks off, thinking to himself all the gruesome ways that these two evildoers will be brought to justice, chuckling darkly.

[Lexperiments 18]

Lex'Lur, having wanting to see his true heritage lately, went down to Karik for a few days or so to explore the city. While saddened at the shortage of dwarves he saw, he did in fact see this note. His eyes widen, and he swears loudly.

"SKAHIN'.. They're tryin' ta make GOLEMS!"

[Boomack21 124]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.