Cracker 4570 Share Posted November 5, 2012 *Savage snickers wildly after performing a succesful abduction of the Archbishop Jedidiah Silverblade's appendix. Stealing it with the aid of Tom, he rushes to hastily scrawl up a sign. With the help of Tom's literacy, Savage hoists up a few signs scattered throughout Oren and the Cloud Temple.* *A vivid picture of an appendix and its location on the body compared to other guts appears on the poster (ignore the labeling, RPly we do not know it is an appendix, just a simple stomach organ)* His Holiness' bodily spheres! The guts of the holy Archbishop Jedidiah will help restore vitality! Blessed by the Creator himself, these organs will help you receive the same blessings which his holiness is given! Consumpation will bring three years of blessed fortune and combat prowess! Storing it as a lucky charm will keep God's light upon you at all time; you'll never be lost or find childbirth a pain! This gut is used to filter all humanly qualities of our powerful religious leaders, thus being a divine tissue handmade by the Creator! And who doesn't love some royal holy guts! Simply scrawl your chosen name or location and price on the boards! Highest bidder wins the prized meat of the Aenguls themselves! *Savage eyes the appendix, wondering if Tom's lies are true. He wonders if he should keep it; but decides to go on with spreading the posters about* 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy 2466 Share Posted November 5, 2012 A dwarf writes a note under the advertisement. I bid TWO WHOLE MINAS! Meet me in Karik! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Boiendl 1454 Share Posted November 5, 2012 As High Pontiff Adeodatus the First goes to the church he sees this advert. He stops and says to the people of arethor "Though it is a tradegy to have our dear Archbishop of the Holylands and Seventis mutilated and dissected, we must remember that the claims made by such an outside group cannot be upheld with the Blessed Creator. So I, High Pontiff Adeodatus the First would offically like to denounce all claims of holiness that these men claim it to have. Eating a holymans insides will not give you good luck. If anything it is going to make you look like an insane man who enjoys the taste of human flesh. Further more it is unholy to dissect, eat, or store a clergymans insides. Thank you and may the Blessed Creator watch over you all *He decides to scribble 500 mina next to it" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Kaiser 89 Share Posted November 5, 2012 *Arabella stops as the poster catches her eyes. She is perplexed that an organ is up for sale but thinks about the opportunity it presents. Not only does she not have to go though the trouble of killing someone but also has a chance to try out a more "exquisite" meat. Even if the organ is not as magical as it is made out to be, it will certainly make a tasty snack. Arabella thinks for a moment of a name to place down... then scribbles "Duaemm" and adds "40 minas" next to her given name as the poster instructs. Satisfied, she scampers off as she has places to be... hoping that she will have a tasty new snack to try. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracker 4570 Author Share Posted November 6, 2012 As High Pontiff Adeodatus the First goes to the church he sees this advert. He stops and says to the people of arethor *He decides to scribble 500 mina next to it" *Savage giggles much to Tom's chagrin at the Pontiff's peculiar offer. He quickly motions Tom to respond with a message on the poster* 500 mina is the top offer; can anyone best it by tonight? (Past 7-8 pm est) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeleaf 1022 Share Posted November 6, 2012 *Arzota walks by the notice, his face contorting into a state of complete (durpdum) confusion, as he examines the posts. "five hundred feckin Minas..." *he mumbles as he walks away, just completely and udderly flabbergasted at what the hell people will buy these days... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Kaiser 89 Share Posted November 6, 2012 *Arabella walks back to the poster, expecting a note for contact information or something. She is surprised and a bit annoyed that someone offered 500 minas for the holy organ! "Who has the minas to afford these things!" she exclaims *groans and walks away... disappointed that she has to look elsewhere for some food... and wonders why is being a cannibal so hard at times? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free The Hobbits 859 Share Posted November 6, 2012 *Ocerea walks up, "Hmm, I would buy it 501 mina." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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