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Skippy finds Hiebe within the throne room of Karik. He then speaks in an angry tone.

"Hiebe, Ah've been 'earin' dat we are leavin' Karik unce again! FOR KAL'ANART!? Wut is de meanin' uv dis!? Ah want tae know why we are leavin' fer dat settlement! Ah ain't even no mountain dwarf!"

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"HIEBE ANSWER ME!"

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Maellik, walking in, finds, and hears, Skippy. Stepping forward he makes to answer.

"Skippeh, da decision was made by da council. It was nae un dat we made lightleh. Fer da gud ov da people we've decided ta relocate, temporarileh, to deal wit' a few tings 'ere in Karik. While Anart may nae be da place where we would prefer, da council feels we must move dere in order ta keep da citizens ov Karik safe. Ye should trust da descisions ov yer council, and yer king, mo' Skippeh."

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*stands up and shouts, skippy s'ut it! Kal dwain is in ashes, karik got as many holles as cheese. Kal anart is t'e best choice.

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*After Skippy's comment, Goruk gives off a boiling look towards Skippy, clomps his footsteps towards him, and shouts*

Wat is dis! Skippy, are ye deaf! During de past couple of elven weeks, a batch of Drake egg's were found, established at a small cavern by de library at Karik! If ye know yer 'istory, dat 'as been de second time dat we 'ave discovered a batch of eggs at Karik! Whose to say dat der are more of des Drake egg's established around Karik? We need to take such precautions, to ensure de safety of our kin!

*Shakes his head towards Skippy's ignorant comment and awaits for his response*

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Maellik, walking in, finds, and hears, Skippy. Stepping forward he makes to answer.

"Skippeh, da decision was made by da council. It was nae un dat we made lightleh. Fer da gud ov da people we've decided ta relocate, temporarileh, to deal wit' a few tings 'ere in Karik. While Anart may nae be da place where we would prefer, da council feels we must move dere in order ta keep da citizens ov Karik safe. Ye should trust da descisions ov yer council, and yer king, mo' Skippeh."

"Wut are we now, feckin' halflings!? We dwarves dunnae need ya babyin' us! We can fawkin' 'andle our selves!"

*stands up and shouts, skippy s'ut it! Kal dwain is in ashes, karik got as many holles as cheese. Kal anart is t'e best choice.

"DEN WHY DON'T WE FECKIN' GET OFF OUR ARSES AN' FIX IT! Ah'm usin' mer own **** ta repair Karik frum de silver fish incident while yer all goin' ta leave a perfectly foine city given tuh us by Yemekar!"

*After Skippy's comment, Goruk gives off a boiling look towards Skippy, clomps his footsteps towards Skippy, and shouts*

Wat is dis! Skippy, are ye deaf! During de past couple of elven weeks, a batch of Drake egg's were found, established at a small cavern by de library at Karik! If ye know yer 'istory, dat 'as been de second time dat we 'ave discovered a batch of eggs at Karik! Whose to say dat der are more of des Drake egg's established around Karik? We need to take such precautions, to ensure de safety of our kin!

*Shakes his head towards Skippy's ignorant comment and awaits for his response*

"WE ARE FECKIN' DWARVES! WE ARE DESCENDEDS OF YEMEKAR AN' URGUAN! AH'M DAMN SURE WE CAN TAKE DES FECKIN' MUTATED LIZARDS! Er are ya feckin' SCARED O' DEM!? HAR HAR HAR! Ah'm sure Kjell would want ta smash some overgrown reptile faces in!"

Ellsia sighs, and grabs her cuffs to attempt to arrest the Stark Raving Mad idiot...

Is not trolling, not butt sliding, not attacking any other dwarf, or doing anything that would classify him as a Stark Raving Mad Dwarf.

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Is not trolling, not butt sliding, not attacking any other dwarf, or doing anything that would classify him as a Stark Raving Mad Dwarf.

Thought this was some form of troll or something, rectified and voided

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@Skippy

I'm confident dat our Legion can take care of dis prublem if it wuld occur but, I can't say dat we can prevent de drastic beings to 'arm any of our civilians and damage to our 'omes and structures. Also, der are more problems dat presents towards Karik such as, it's not defend able, too stretched out, and it doesn't really attract people to stay. I believe wat de council voted upon to move to Kal'Anart is de rig't decision due to keeping our civilians safe, and further on continue wit our lives without running into problems.

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