Charles_Grimlie 1072 Share Posted December 16, 2012 *Legion Grand Marshal Kjell assembles a gather of Legionnaires for a short meeting discussing something of importance, as he takes his tankard off his belt and drinks the contents before clipping it back on, he begins to speak in a harsh commanding manner.* "It 'as come tuh meh bludeh attention dat nae a single un ov ye ***** weaklin' Dwarves be wearin' da Uniform ov da legion! 'Cause it dunnae look "Bad Arse" Enoff! Ah can fergive da new lads, but Ah'm goin' ta order a nooh suit ta be made by oor blacksmi'fs tuh, suh speak up nooh." Current Armor's craft appearance: Designed image: Proposed new Design Images: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilgrim 361 Share Posted December 16, 2012 At leasht dey aren't as ugleh as te lasht ones when Stronghold was Head Guard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrym 188 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Maellik seems a bit confused. "Are ye kiddin' meh? Dese uniforms look foine ta meh..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilgrim 361 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Shouldn't te uniformsh 'ave te colors of te kingdom? Not yer clan Kjell? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiebe 2493 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Nods to Kilgrims comment Moar orangr and grey !! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg12gg 69 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Aye, but it ne'er hurts ta have a little green in tha mix. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOctopus 8 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Aye, but it ne'er hurts ta have a little green in tha mix. Nay! Green makes ye look like a pansy elf! Change that green to orange afore we sprout pointed ears! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg12gg 69 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Bah, green is alsa tha color of jewels that we luv so much. 'Tis also tha color of tha moss that grows in our caves and grottos. Not too much, but a lil' bit a' green be a nice touch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phelrin 60 Share Posted December 16, 2012 If ye nae like da color, why don't ye higher a tailor. Tis better den complanin. It looks fine te me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles_Grimlie 1072 Author Share Posted December 16, 2012 Suh da onleh problem 'ere be da clo'fs den!? Feckin' 'ell Ah be workin' wi'f a pack o' snooty 'oigh Elves.. It beh gud dat Ah dunnae 'ave tuh change much bu' Ah moight 'ace da smi'fs darken da armor tuh black much loike me own, depends on Wut Gorum f'inks ov course. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leave me alone 995 Share Posted December 17, 2012 If we get duh woman dat is in duh sketch den I will buy 'undreds of dem! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles_Grimlie 1072 Author Share Posted December 17, 2012 *The Grand Marshal puts a palm to his face groaning under his breath.* "Lad Ah'm Mae goin' ta send ta lassies intuh battle wi'f a toiny dress an' a ledder corset!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiebe 2493 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Aye but dat wuld be a guudsoight tu see har har. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles_Grimlie 1072 Author Share Posted December 21, 2012 Lads da Smi'fs 'ave given us a wee wut dey call a "testin'" model ov da new armor, Ah 'ad da clo'f made frum da wool ov me foinest sheep.. Suh wut duh ye lot fink 'boot it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiebe 2493 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Bedder but whuts wit da lightin bolt ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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