Telanir 6436 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Farmer Billy Bob((Try your best to understand his thick farmer accent, but you can always just ask me. If you wish, you can try sounding it out loud to understand better... might turn out hilarious. x3))“Aym Billeh Bub! Gud tah met yeh.” Nicknames: Damn peasant Age: 36 Gender: Male Race: HumanStatus: Aym verreh gud, fank’ya fur asken.DescriptionHeight: Aym verreh tull.Weight: Aym nup fat, shad up!Body Type: Aym strung bekuz ay spen’ manneh uf mah tiem wurkun ‘un mah felds, wiff tha’ crups.Eyes: Mah ahs? Ay’ve nevur seen thum... prubleh bruwn.Hair: Mah heir, is ulso bruwn.Skin: Ef ay culd seh mah skeen undur tha’ dert... thun ‘et wuld prubleh beh wigh’.Markings/Tattoos: Ay nup haev anneh tattus ur’ markuns. Wut es ah “tattus” or “markun” anneh’wehs?Health: Aym ‘en verreh gud helf, jus’ liek ah sed befur. Fank’ya fur asken... agein.Personality: Wull thur esunt mach tah seh. Aym Billeh an ay liek tah gev pepul crups wun theh come arun’. Ay trah tah beh verreh gud furmur, ‘an ay gev mah crups to tha’ wigh’ ruse. Di’ ah menshun, ay liek tha’ wigh’ ruse? Yup yup, Billeh lieks ‘em. Urm... wull ‘ef ay dun liek ya’ thun ay’ll jus’ thruw taturs at yer fehs. Now’bah’deh lieks taturs ‘un thur fehs... righ’?Inventory: Wun aym travelun ay liek tah taek a big bag full o’ crups wiff meh evur’wur. Ay ulso liek tah taek mah stun hoe wiff meh.Further Details: Hurm... wull aym ah verreh klean persun, ‘an ay liek crups. Ulso, ay dun liek kleanun mahsulf, jus’ liek mah fathur sed, tha’ dert ‘an grime ‘un yur trousurs ‘es pruuf uf yur hurd wurk, ‘an aym proud uf ‘et. Life StyleAlignment*: Aym ah gud boy.Deity*: Tha’ Emperar! Chosun bah tha creatur! Tha’ Emperar!Religion: Ulwehs belef en tha’ creatur.Alliance/Nation/Home Ay lev en Orun.Job/Class: Aym a peasn fermur.Title(s): Ay ulredeh sed aym a furmer...Profession(s): Ay sed... AYM A FURMER!Special Skill(s): Billeh es verreh gud at maekun crups... an’... feedun mah animels.Flaw(s): Wut?! Yur trayen tah seh, tha' Billeh’s gut fluws?! Thas’ et, aym tellun tha’ emperar! MagicCurrent Status: WUT?! WICHCREFT!?Arch-type: Nup talkun abou’ wichcreft wiff you.Sub-Type: Ay sed nup.Rank: NUP!Weakness(es): NUP, STUP ASKENStrength(s): STUP ET!Current Spell(s): “HULP, HULP! AYM BEYUN REPRRES’UD! GURDS! HULP, THURS AH WICH! BURN ET!”WeaponryFighting Style: Wull Billeh lieks tah smak ya’ ‘un tha’ fehs.Preferred Weapon: Hurm… ay’ll use ah pichfurk.Favored Weapon: Yup yup, ah pichfurk.Archery: Wut ‘es ‘en “archureh”?BiographyParents: Mah daddeh Billeh Bub Junior, an’ mah muthur, missus wench.Siblings: Ay hav... sevun bruthurs, ‘an wun founsun sisturs... weit, huw much es a fousun agein? Wut ‘es sevun?... Ay dun remembur.Children: Ukeh sure, wen du’ ya’ wanna haev childrun?Extended Family: Mah favohrut ruk, “L’il Bobby”.Pet(s): ... Mah favohrut ruk es a pet tu, righ’?History Wull, wun ay wus ah l’il boy, mah fathur ulwehs got meh tah hulp him ‘un tha’ furm. Evur’reh’deh weh wuld waek up, ‘an wurk a’ tha furm, ay wuld ulwehs feed tha’ piggehs ‘un tha’ kuws, fathur ulwehs tuld meh ta’ taek gud care uf thum. Ay ulwehs respek mah futhur, ‘an he tull meh tha’ thur wus ah “Gud”, sum’un who luk’d uvur ‘ull uf us. ‘An ulsoh, tha’ creatur pik’d wun man, ‘an tha’ wus tha’ grea’ Emperar. Ay ulwehs respek tha’ Emperar tu... ‘an mah crups as wull, jus’ bekuz they fed meh ever’reh’dey. Bu’ wun deh, mah fathur di’n waek up, mah muthur sed ‘eh wen tah sleep fur'evur. Ay sed ukeh, bu’ aym stull waitun fur ‘im tah waek up, ay wannuh tulk tah him agein. Mah muthur leff’ meh affur’wurds, ‘an ay wus verreh sad abou’ tha’, bu’ ay wus ulredeh wun fousun yurs uld... ay still dun knuw wut a fousun es... Wull, nuw aym wurkun a’ tha’ furm ‘un Kalus. Aym a verreh happeh furmer, ‘an aym proud uf mah crups. Ay jus’ knuw tha’ et es Billeh’s jub tah maek ever’wun happeh, jus’ liek mah fathur ded. So... do ya’ wun sum crups? Yer lukin’ hungreh... 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser 1433 Share Posted February 7, 2013 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bofauk 19 Share Posted February 7, 2013 lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilbanana5757 153 Share Posted February 7, 2013 I lol'd when I read this! Awesome, I love it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTap 111 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Its supposed to be OOC no need for the accent lol @Cow: I laughed so hard when I read that lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telanir 6436 Author Share Posted February 7, 2013 Its supposed to be OOC no need for the accent lol @Cow: I laughed so hard when I read that lol Doesn't matter, I wrote an OOC one as well, but I decided an IC one would fit Billy better. It's still OOC of course, but I really enjoyed writing it from Billy's perspective. :P Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
meg 1994 Share Posted February 23, 2013 I wuv this, now you should post the "Meet the Cannibal" Pwease? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cleaning Crew 571 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watty_Banker 172 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Billeh we need you on Anthos! Your Crups will be good for the highway! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telanir 6436 Author Share Posted February 24, 2013 Haha, I'm roleplaying Monk Ezyrin for now guys. Billy Bob will be back as soon as it has calmed down. ^-^ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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