xlr20ice 8 Share Posted May 26, 2013 *Humpty stands on top of the stage in Lenfarthing, starting to tell a story* Now, weh started, Lenny n' me t' play some, "Race t' th' Top" an' we found ourself's to foindin' th' Mother Mountain! Th' Mother Mountain's where all t' rivers in th' world come from, an' its even protected by the Pumpkin Crow! Th' Pumpkin Crow protects all o' Lenfarthin' frum nasteh storms n' droughts. Wha' a day we had! Th' Mother Lake in th' Mother Mountain. Th' backsoide o' th' Mother Mountain, poor sods don't get th' protection o' th' Pumpkin Crow. Must be 'orrible. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRoyalOnion(Aris) 101 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Aris listens to the story and grumbles, obviously in a foul mood. He shouts at the storyteller. "Te ole toothless crone undeh Faldo's burrow can tell betteh stories than tha'! Give us another not so borin'!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser 2347 Share Posted May 26, 2013 "THIS STORY IS FER LOSE'S" -Richard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom 139 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Posco Bramble shrugs "I's no' 'ha' bad of a s'ory. I mean I could 'ell i' be'er . . ." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser 2347 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Posco Bramble shrugs "I's no' 'ha' bad of a s'ory. I mean I could 'ell i' be'er . . ." "Shush Posco! Ye'r always mean' ta make the people who are good look bad!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bircalin 332 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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