Da Curiouz Fizh

[Ever 2648]

As the sweltering midday sun beat down on the Orc badlands, two figures stumbled into the empty Zudah camp.

 

"Suu maneh nub'deads out der..." The fe-uruk said before falling to the ground, exhausted. "Humm... lad hungrey? Mi wend fizhin tuuday agh caught maneh fizh." She held up a string of cooked Puvgump fish, tilting her head while asking. 

 

"Led mi peep..." The male uruk replied. Miiguuka removed one of the puffers from the string and handed it over with a shrug. "Mi tink dey taste guud!" she insisted, hoping the uruk would fine nothing odd about the strange fish. 

 

With little hesitiation, the Orc popped the fish into his mouth, chomping and chewing for only a moment before swallowing it nearly whole. Within a few seconds the toxin kicked in, Babo crumpling without a sound. Miiguuka stared at the still form, debating outloud with a long "Hummmm...". "Him iz probably ukee, bud juzzt in cayze..." After searching the abandoned huts, the Feorc found a small bucket and filled it at the fort's well. "Ukee, if diz nub wayke him up, him prolly flat fur guud", she said, grinning wide as she emptied the contents of the bucket directly into the unconscious Orc's face. "Gid upppp!"

 

Babo spat the water out then quickly rose without any hesitation, as if following a superior's command. For the next hour the Feorc spat out small commands under the guise of seeing if the Uruk was okay and that the fish did not cause any harm, but with the intentions of seeing how far he would follow. He jumped and rolled without a second thought, as if he did not have control over his body. 

 

"Ukee... lat iz gunna go to lat blarg agh du wuteva lat normally du, ukee? Agh nub blah to anyash wub happen here tuday."

 

The male Orc nodded and began to shuffle away. "Mi wan an explanashun about diz later!" 

 

"Lat will!" She shouted after. "Lat will..."

 

http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/86940-lore-puvgump-fish-fishtoxin/page-1

 

http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/91651-orc-event-ryze-uv-da-nubded-uruks/

[Moot 1719]

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