Teacup Pocket Pigs For Sale.

[Lark 2227]

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Step 1: Place pig in catapult, or multiple for best result.

Step 2: wind up catapult and fire at intended target.

Step 3: Pigjectiles will utterly destroy the target with cuteness.

 

So clearly this gives the player a HUGE, OVERPORKERED advantage and will require 30 paragraphs of lore. If you don't write this lore, you will have SWINE-DLED some other player out of enjoyable RP. I have never SAUSAGE an unfair advantage before in my time as a GM. This is truly TRUFFLE-ING that players would stoop so low as to use piglets as an OP weapon.

 

Good day! 

 

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((The Puns are strong with this one))

[LPT 771]

*Smiles to Rosso* "Ye would 'ave to keep them inside.. They can stay inside due to there size."

[tnoy23 202]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.