Teacup Pocket Pigs For Sale.

[LPT 771]

You look down to see a poster was hung up by a short man, the writing is neat, but you feel the need to kneel to see what is read.

 

"Come one, come all! Get your Teacup pocket pigs now! The pig that will never outgrow even the smallest of people. These pigs have been bred to be as small as possible. Come to Branbrook bend 5 in Lenfarthing if ye would like to buy one for the cheap prive o' two 'undred and fifty Minas. These are a rare breed o' pigs, 'n ye wont get them anywhere else. Perfect for the princesses of Malinor or the noble girls of Oren."

 

(( If you go to the location for more info, click here))

As you aproach the friendly village home you are greeted by a pig oinking cutely at you. He glares up to you with big almost night like eyes.

 

You look up ever so slightly to see a slightly chubby Halfling waddle towards you as he smiles "Ye interested in one o' these pigs? (( Post reply in the forum post))

[Natalie 50]

Lynthia carefully kneels down to closely inspect the poster, barely able to keep herself from squealing in excitement as she'd remind herself of how the people in Kralta would respond towards something like this. "D'awh..." she sighs, steadily making her way back home again, disappointed.

[Heff 2460]

Fumble Willowbottom grunts,

"Plugges no goo' fo' racin' . But dey are small!"

[Lark 2227]

Lark Steelwall thinks the piggies are oh so kawaii adorable. He then looks around and walks away.

[Korth :-) 52]

Duncan sees the poster and walks manly away, trying not to cry.

[SortedJarhead 817]

OOC:

Teacup pigs to most races:

 

 

Teacup pigs to Halflings:

 

[Lark 2227]

((Possible to steal some from you?))

[LPT 771]

(( I guess you could steal one, but I would rather you not steal more than that...))

[darth sithlord 306]

* Ben walks up to the to the halfling, "'ello there." he nods. *

"Is there any way ah' could get one of these pigs for two hundred and a iron ingot?" Ben asks.

[LPT 771]

The Hobbit nods quickly as a slight amount of flab jiggles liking the deal placed upon him. "Oi will accept ye offer..".

He bends down, and pick up a teacup pig like this http://www.adistinctiveworld.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mini-pig-1.jpg

 

 

(( We can do the  deal whenever IG, send me a message at Jaden568))

[GavinTheViking 151]

[[sir do you have approved lore for this animal? *nerd voice who cares about the server's well being*]]

[LPT 771]

[[um sir, how would this thing give you an advantage. Wait... It could melt your heart with cuteness...]]

[Lark 2227]

((Where can I meet you to steal one? I must have this weapon of pure cuteness))

[Neri 3590]

[[um sir, how would this thing give you an advantage. Wait... It could melt your heart with cuteness...]]

 

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Step 1: Place pig in catapult, or multiple for best result.

Step 2: wind up catapult and fire at intended target.

Step 3: Pigjectiles will utterly destroy the target with cuteness.

 

So clearly this gives the player a HUGE, OVERPORKERED advantage and will require 30 paragraphs of lore. If you don't write this lore, you will have SWINE-DLED some other player out of enjoyable RP. I have never SAUSAGE an unfair advantage before in my time as a GM. This is truly TRUFFLE-ING that players would stoop so low as to use piglets as an OP weapon.

 

Good day! 

 

]]

[Jistuma 1996]

*Rosso looks at the pigs* "Do they die in the cold? What about in a forest?"