Need Some Work

[Sambosefus 47]

*Wilfred wanders into Lenfarthing, spotting a notice board. He quickly writes a note and pins it to the board.The note reads.*

 

"Hello, my fellow halflings. I am Wilfred Longtoe and am new to Lenfarthing. I am a working man, and in need of a job, and will do any labor, for reasonable pay. Send me a bird if you have something you need."

[Free The Hobbits 859]

"I need a mail (wo)man"

-Elder Bolo

[Sambosefus 47]

*Reads the note left by Elder Bolo and writes a note that says*

 

"I would love to run mail for you, what do you pay?"

[Free The Hobbits 859]

*Reads the note left by Elder Bolo and writes a note that says*

 

"I would love to run mail for you, what do you pay?"

"I pay a mug o' ale a lettah. None o' tha's biggun money."

[Valon (Yokey) 168]

Yokey posts a note above Bolo's

 

Lookie here, I'll make ye a better deal. Can ye play an instrument? I'll need to know. I'll pay ya in cake and hugs.

 

Yokey vanishes into the night to keep the streets of Lenfarthing fun.

[Free The Hobbits 859]

"I will pay in cake and ale, chocolate or vanilla is an option, but I only have chocolate frosti."

[Valon (Yokey) 168]

Yokey is taken aback at Bolo.

 

"I don' know if I wan' to, but I'll bring ou' tha big boys. 3 pats on the head. Tha's right. 3. Not 2, 3. Maybe even...FOUR!"

[Free The Hobbits 859]

*shakes his head in embarrassment for the Halfling,

" I am ready t' pay ya with 'and shakes, pats on the back an' 'ead, plus cake an' ale."

[Valon (Yokey) 168]

Yokey pulls out some of his custom grown pipeweed.

 

"This...Fatroot Pipeweed. Tha' best o' tha' best. None otha' than Fatroots know it's growin' secrets. I'll pay ye with this, cake, hugs, pats on the head, an' carrots."

 

Yokey crosses his arms, smiling.

[Sambosefus 47]

*sees the offer from Bolo*  Well, ah duh lahk ale, but ah really need money fer a burrow. Ah alsuh dunt play an instrument.

[Free The Hobbits 859]

*sees the offer from Bolo*  Well, ah duh lahk ale, but ah really need money fer a burrow. Ah alsuh dunt play an instrument.

Burrow are free...the Elder thinks to himself.

[Sambosefus 47]

Realleh?! Ah didnt knu dat. Ah apologise, den ah will take da job.

[Free The Hobbits 859]

"Hired"

[Heff 2460]

Fumble laughs as a mailman takes the mail from his burrow.

"Yep yep! Pa knows 'ow ta' hiah dem!"

[Moot 1719]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.