Lenfarthing Toll Raise

[Free The Hobbits 859]

Due t' recen' events by bigguns an' the like. The toll o' Lenfarthin' 'as been raised by 5 mina. Tha's righ', ya 'ave t' pay a whole 5 more mina t' cross ovah int' Malinor. Wha's more? We 'ired a few guards t' 'ide ou' in the trees an' catch ya rascals so watch out. The prices are as follows

Human- 10 Mina

Elf- 10 Mina

Dwarf- 10 Mina

Orc- 200 Mina each (Nug is free)

Kha- 10 Mina

Bandana People (Flays)- 20 Mina

Delvers- Free 10 Mina

Druids- Free

Halflings- Free

Now, once we ge' this problem o' stealin' an' ruckus causin' solved. We'll take down the gate.

~The Gatekeeper

[Kaiser 2347]

wha' if the thief an' ruckus causin persons is a Delve', a Druid, o' a 'obbitses?

[Matt011011 166]

Milo strolls up to the gate, listening to the new prices.

 

"The Delvers don' 'ave to pay!? No no no... They will pay atleast twenty-five!"

[Ezo Karasuga 356]

Duk scribbles a letter on fancy Gallmore Government stationary to the toll keeper of Lenfarthing.

 

 

"Mistuh Shortie

 

 

Mi am deeplomat fo Gallmur.  Mi am gobbo. Duz Duk pay uruk fee ur dem other fee?
"

*an inkstap is below*

 

Signed Duk VonSchlichten

Assistant to the Office of the Proconsul

Gallmore

[Benny_Fool 80]

Felix grumbles at the notice.

 

"Big 'uns brought it on themselves."

[Heff 2460]

"Yep yep! 'Alflins payin' muffin! Nope nope muffin at all!"

Fumble chuckles and then writes a note

"Do da intentions o' Fum'le Willowbuttum 'ave to pay any tin?"

Fumble walks off wondering if he spelled inventions right.

[_Grim1_ 28]

Kargul stares at the sign blankly for a moment. Five minutes pass before he is able to read the entire sign, being a slow reader after all, but the moment he finishes he chuckles brutishly, and climbs nimbly over the wall, passing the obstacle with ease.

 

"Aind nub wullz mi kand cliym." he laughs gleefully, grinning as he continues on his merry way.

[Crayfishchris 751]

Kristian laughs at the high prices the Orcs have to pay. 

 

"It's a shame that it has to be like this, but it makes me happy."

 

He goes off, ready to pay a measly ten minas.

[ghskilla (Nyx&VraZhix) 5]

Do'VraZhix walks past the gate for free, glad these ignorant apes don't remember about the Kharajyr.

[Benny_Fool 80]

((

 Kha- 10 Mina

 

At least we can read.))

[ghskilla (Nyx&VraZhix) 5]

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At least we can read.))

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[Free The Hobbits 859]

((Pretty sure that was edited in.))

((Got proof?))

[Benny_Fool 80]

((We are victorious.))

[ghskilla (Nyx&VraZhix) 5]

Dr Dovahkiin, on 16 Aug 2013 - 03:51, said:

((Got proof?))

Benny_Fool, on 16 Aug 2013 - 04:14, said:

((We are victorious.))

((HAHA NOPE))

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[Ogdan 158]

((You edited it out))