The Halfling Ale Advertisement Competition

[Valon (Yokey) 168]

So lately, there has been a lot of artwork done as ale advertisements. So I thought "Hey, let's make this a competition." So here we are! Topic up, and you reading it. This whole thing is pretty self-explanatory, so I'm going to skip right to the details.

 

Righty-right. For your ad, you will need:

 

• An Ale Name - This must be original and stated. A pun or play on words is encouraged.
• A picture - This is what will be judged. It DOESN'T matter whether it's crappy or not, I will be thinking outside the tortilla when judging. I hope the other judges do so too. The Ad will need a center attraction, a rousing slogan, and a background of sorts, even if just the sky.
• Something hidden (OPTIONAL) - Try to hide something away. If we find it, you lose. If we don't, your reward is triple.

​The Judges are

 

Myself

Dr Dovahkiin (He inspired the whole thing)

Felonious (He put the idea in my head)

 

 

 

Ale Name:

 

Picture (Include both link and picture):

 

Confirmation that Lighthouse Lane is the Best Lane:

[Benny_Fool 80]

((Lighthouse Lane is the best.))

Daft-Brain Draft

"Ear bleedin' good."

http://i.imgur.com/t5cjwNP.jpg?1

 

[Maletone Blazebeard (Aqua) 130]

Ale Name: Malin or Horen ale

 

Picture (Include both link and picture):  http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r532/mnoco7/malinorhoren_zpscf2960b7.png

http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r532/mnoco7/malinorhoren_zpscf2960b7.png

Confirmation that Lighthouse Lane is the Best Lane: Lighthouse Lane is the Best Lane

[Major Tom 139]

((Lighthouse Lane is the best.))

Daft-Brain Draft

"Ear bleedin' good."

http://i.imgur.com/t5cjwNP.jpg?1

 

 

A totally un-biased 8 working class birdmen out of 10 poet Halflings, such design.

 

 

Ale Name: Malin or Horen ale

 

Picture (Include both link and picture):  http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r532/mnoco7/malinorhoren_zpscf2960b7.png

http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r532/mnoco7/malinorhoren_zpscf2960b7.png

Confirmation that Lighthouse Lane is the Best Lane: Lighthouse Lane is the Best Lane

 

7 deranged big uns out of 10 mad tall uns, dose decapitated heads floating just above the neck.

 

#downwithlighthouselane

#branbrookbend4lyfe 

 

and just to make it an RP post:

Posco Bramble takes a sip of Daft Brain Draft, after his ear's begin to bleed he chugs down his mug of Malin or Horen Ale.

[Benny_Fool 80]

Flies away into the sunset with a cask of Daft-Brain Draft clutched in his talons.

[Maletone Blazebeard (Aqua) 130]

Wonders who the winner is...

[Major Tom 139]

Wonders who the winner is...

 

PLOT TWIST: MALETONE IS THE WINNER

 

You win ... this crappy thing:

 

 

 

 

And for the birdman a picture of a birdman. It's tots a picture, not a drawing. A picture. Defo a picture.

 

[Moot 1719]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.