Down With Hobbits!

[Valon (Yokey) 168]

 Yokey sits at a desk, scrawling on some parchment with a lump of coal. He grins as he finishes, posting them around Lenfarthing. These posters read:

 

Down with Hobbits!

Halfling bretheren, for too long have we

suffered and slaved under the filth and garbage of the hobbit menace!

I say revolution!

 

From here, we will not be ruled by those nasty hobbits!

Us halflings will occupy Lenfarthing! Our home!

Down with the dirty Hobbits!

 

Yokey sets a boat afloat on the river, set on fire. The boat holds a Hobbit statue, carved by the tyrannical hobbits.

 

 

Halflings everywhere cheer! 

[Aptrotta 162]

Bartley Wildpipe cheers, a fire ablaze in the squids eyes. " Down with hobbitses! "

[Free The Hobbits 859]

Down with Hobbits!

Bolo scratches his head unsure of when and why the Hobbit v Halfling feud started but continues to cheer.

[Major Tom 139]

With a bottle of brandy in his hand, Posco Bramble the Halfling, cheers and rejoices as he gets to  building a small barricade outside of the Hollyfrost brewery.

 

"Down with the Hobbits!"

[Matt011011 166]

Milo lets out a loud chuckle as he listens to his servant read the letter aloud. "Those 'tupid dirteh 'alflin' think they stand a change against us pure 'obbits! I shall crush their skulls with the power o' my pet tiger n' eagle... As soon as the golden statue o' myself is finished o' course!"

[Valon (Yokey) 168]

Yokey Joins Posco at the barricade, singing.

 

 

[Rig 17590]

"Viva la halfling revol-ut-ioun!" Shouted a elf out of the crowd, as he steps forward, two hobbit corpses in his arms.

[Rig 17590]

-Snip-

[Mining 129]

*frowns noticing the poster in Lenfarthing "Theres a difference between hobbits and halflings..." shrugs and moves on, clearly not caring

[Heff 2460]

Fumble runs around with a cooking pan on his head.

 

"DOWN WITH THE HOBBITSES!"

[Kaiser 2347]

"What are ye all yellin' 'bout? 'obbitses an' 'alflings be the same thing las' I checke'...."

[Aptrotta 162]

"Richard?l" mumbles Bartley

[Heff 2460]

Fumble starts collecting the tools needed to activate his robot. The hobbits will fall.

[Valon (Yokey) 168]

Yokey yells at all the onlookers 

 

"Aye, lads! There be a dif'rence b'tween filthy 'obbits and halflin's! It be tha' haflin's smell nice and are very pretteh."

[Aptrotta 162]

Bartley raises his arms to

Adjust the squid on his head.